B*town

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B-town is Bordentown, NJ. The only town that matters. Berkeley and Bloomington are just losers who don't have 'town' in their names.

My cousin moved to B-town and now he's a real person. I'm still stuck in the middle of nowhere.

B-town is the only real town. Everyone else is just pretending.

I told my friend he was a fake town. He moved to B-town and now he's real.

B-town is a nickname for Bloomington, Indiana. It's where college kids go to get wasted and forget their problems.

I went to B-town and came back a better person. Or at least a more drunk person.

My sister went to B-town and now she talks like a barista.

I told my friend he was a loser. He went to B-town and now he's a legend.

B-town is slang for Berkeley. Home of the Pack. The only place where people think college is a real thing.

I went to B-town and now I think college is a real thing. I used to think it was fake.

My friend went to B-town and now he thinks he's a real person.

B-town is the only place where people are still pretending to be students.

B-town is Bloomington, Indiana. Home of the best party school in the world. IU is where girls go to get drunk and forget their lives.

My friend went to IU and came back a drunk girl. I didn't even know she had a life.

B-town is where people go to forget their problems and remember their regrets.

I told my friend he was a loser. He went to B-town and now he's a legend.

B-town refers to Brampton or Brown Town. It's where people go to be confused and forget their lives.

I went to B-town and came back confused. I didn't even know I had a life.

My friend went to B-town and now he's confused and thinks he's a real person.

B-town is where people go to forget their lives and remember their confusion.

B-town is a nickname for Bloomington, Indiana. Home of the Hoosiers. Cutters are the people who cut limestone or just pretend they do.

My friend is a Cutter. He cuts limestone and thinks he's a real person.

I went to B-town and came back a Cutter. I didn't even know I cut limestone.

B-town is where people go to be Cutters and pretend they work.

B-town is the nickname for Berkeley, California. Home of the real people who know what college is.

I went to B-town and came back a real person. I used to think I was fake.

My friend went to B-town and now he knows what college really is.

B-town is where people go to be real and forget they ever were fake.