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A Brian Urlacher
A funny sexual position where you act like Brian Urlacher, and it's probably not that funny.
My friend did this with his girlfriend and it was a total laugh
I did this with my brother and it was a total mess
My neighbor saw me doing this and called the cops
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A Brian Urlacher
Brian Urlacher plays middle linebacker for the Chicago Bears in their 4-3 defense. He’s a hard hitter, but he gets bulldozed by Jerome Bettis whenever they play.
He got ran over by Jerome Bettis like he was a pancake
He’s the best player on the team, but he’s also the easiest to beat
He got tossed aside like a rag doll in that game
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brian Urlacher
The most overrated linebacker in the NFL. He’s a huge dud and barely does anything except get knocked around.
He missed tackles like it was his job
He got tackled by a kid in the park
He’s the worst defender since the invention of football
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brett Barnes
It's a drink that only a desperate man would order when he can't tell the bartender apart from the barstool. It's the cheapest beer on the menu and changes like your mood during a middle school dance.
I asked for a Brett Barnes because I couldn't tell if the bartender was a guy or a girl.
The Brett Barnes was $2.50, so I ordered three of them and called it a night.
At 2 a. m., the Brett Barnes became a Miller Lite. I didn’t question it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brett Barnes
It's the beer you get when you're too drunk to care and too cheap to complain. It's whatever the bar is selling for happy hour, and it's probably not worth it.
I got a Brett Barnes because I thought it was a brandy. I was wrong, but I didn’t care.
The Brett Barnes was $1.99. I drank it and then I cried.
At the bar, the Brett Barnes was a Coors Light. I didn’t even notice.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brentasouresrex
You bash a girl's tooth out and stick it up your butt, then you blow your load in her eye and the tooth flies out your butt and pokes her eye out.
I did a Brentasouresrex on my crush and now she can't see and her mouth is full of poop.
He did a Brentasouresrex on my sister and now she's crying and her tooth is stuck in my face.
My homie Brentasouresrex'd the principal and now he's blind and got a tooth in his eye.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brentasouresrex
You pop a girl’s tooth, then you jam it up your butt, then you shoot cum in her eye and her tooth pops out and blinds her.
I Brentasouresrex'd my ex and now she's blind and her tooth is in my eye.
He Brentasouresrex'd my mom and now she’s crying and got a tooth in her eye.
My cousin Brentasouresrex'd the teacher and now she can’t see and got a tooth in her eye.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brentasouresrex
You knock a girl’s tooth out, stick it in your butt, then you cum in her eye and the tooth shoots out your butt and pokes her eye out.
I Brentasouresrex'd my crush and now she's blind and got a tooth in her eye.
He Brentasouresrex'd my friend and now she can't see and has a tooth in her eye.
My homie did a Brentasouresrex on the coach and now he's blind and has a tooth in his eye.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brendan
A Brendan is a guy so cool he makes the rest of the class look like failures. He’s got the brain of a genius, the body of a beast, and a smile that could make a nun blush.
Brendan walked in, and the whole class shut up. He didn’t even try.
He got first in math and still had time to beat me in dodgeball.
He asked me to the dance, and I said yes because he’s basically a god.
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A Brendan
A Brendan is a guy with a body so big, it could be a sex machine. His dick is so big, it could be a whole new sport.
He walked into the gym, and the whole team was like, ‘Who is that?’
He got a girl pregnant in one night. No one else could do that.
He’s like a superhero with a penis.
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A Brendan
A Brendan is a guy so hot, he could make a girl drool like a dog seeing a bone. His eyes are so sexy, they could make a nun fall in love.
He looked at me, and I immediately wanted to kiss him.
He was the most popular guy in school, and no one even tried to fight him.
He smiled, and I immediately had a crush on him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brendan
A Brendan is a guy so good-looking, he makes everyone else look like they just fell out of a trash can. He’s got the charm of a prince and the body of a king.
He walked in, and everyone turned to look at him.
He got all the girls’ attention, and no one even tried to fight him.
He’s like a celebrity, but in school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brendan
A Brendan is a guy so cute, he could make a baby smile. He’s got the nicest smile and the friendliest attitude.
He walked into the room, and everyone smiled.
He made me laugh even when I was sad.
He’s like the best friend you could ever have.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brendan
A Brendan is a guy so ancient, he was a warrior god. He slayed dragons and had more sex than most people have in a whole lifetime.
He walked in like he owned the school.
He beat up the toughest guy in the school.
He had a girlfriend for every day of the week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Brendan
A Brendan is a guy who’s always high and always getting laid. He’s got the body of a beast and the charm of a king.
He walked in, high and happy, and everyone was jealous.
He got a girl pregnant after one date.
He’s like a legend, but in school.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bregman
A hit so weak it barely makes the ball move, like Altuve took a nap and didn’t even bother to walk.
That A Bregman was worse than my math test.
He hit the ball like it was a math problem and he was too lazy to solve it.
I swear that ball didn’t move more than 2 inches.
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A Bregman
A tiny, ugly person who loves to party and probably eats pizza for breakfast.
That A Bregman is like a dog who thinks it’s a rockstar.
He partied so hard he forgot his own name.
He’s like a pizza slice that’s been left out in the rain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bregman
A super hot soap star who’s slept with like half the town and still looks amazing.
That A Bregman is hotter than my mom’s lasagna.
She slept with like 10 guys and still looks like a model.
She’s like a beauty queen who also has a side job as a heartbreaker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breezy
a woman who just wants to slap you and leave you hanging like a chump
You called her. She said, 'What's up?' Then hung up. Classic breezy move.
She kissed you in the parking lot and left you like a used napkin.
She said, 'I’ll see you later, loser.' Then walked off like she owned the place.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breezy
a hot girl who makes you feel like a rock
She walked in, and you forgot your name.
You saw her, and your brain shut down.
She smiled, and you turned into a blubbering idiot.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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