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It's a drink that only a desperate man would order when he can't tell the bartender apart from the barstool. It's the cheapest beer on the menu and changes like your mood during a middle school dance.
I asked for a Brett Barnes because I couldn't tell if the bartender was a guy or a girl.
The Brett Barnes was $2.50, so I ordered three of them and called it a night.
At 2 a. m., the Brett Barnes became a Miller Lite. I didn’t question it.