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A Grasshopper Kiss
A guy takes off his condom mid-fuck, slaps her face with it, and leaves her looking like she got attacked by a blood-soaked sock.
He slapped me with the condom and I got blood everywhere.
I got a bloody sock slap and I was mad.
He did it right in front of my friends and I was embarrassed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grasshopper Kiss
A guy finishes his job and then slaps her face with the condom, leaving her face all red and bloody like she got hit by a meatball.
He hit me with the condom and I was covered in blood.
I looked like a monster after he slapped me.
He did it and I was too shocked to say anything.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Yoke
A rich person who thinks they're the boss of everyone
My uncle is a grand yoke. He buys a mansion just to show off.
That guy at the gym is a grand yoke. He flexes like he's paid to do it.
My teacher called the principal a grand yoke. He had the audacity to say he was rich.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Yoke
A person who thinks they're better than you just because they have more money
My neighbor is a grand yoke. He thinks he's better than me just because he has a bigger car.
My mom's friend is a grand yoke. She says she's better than everyone because she has a big house.
My dad's boss is a grand yoke. He acts like he's the king of the world.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Yoke
A person who acts like they're rich even when they're not
My cousin is a grand yoke. He spends all his money on silly stuff just to look rich.
My friend's dad is a grand yoke. He buys a new car every year just to impress people.
My neighbor's brother is a grand yoke. He thinks he's rich just because he has a big TV.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Yoke
A person who is rich and acts like they're the king of everything
My uncle is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the king of the whole neighborhood.
My teacher's boss is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the king of the school.
My mom's friend is a grand yoke. She thinks she's the queen of the whole town.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Yoke
A person who has so much money they think they're the best at everything
My cousin is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the best at everything just because he's rich.
My dad's boss is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the best at everything.
My neighbor's brother is a grand yoke. He thinks he's the best because he has a big house.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Yoke
A person who is rich and acts like they're the most important person in the world
My uncle is a grand yoke. He acts like he's the most important person in the world.
My teacher's boss is a grand yoke. He acts like he's the most important person in the school.
My mom's friend is a grand yoke. She acts like she's the most important person in the whole town.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...
A bunch of humans who know the Spartan prayer, the one that sounds like a drunk kid’s rant, and are too messed up to care about their abscesses, like they’re some kind of curse.
I recited the Spartan prayer while my abscesses were screaming at me.
My abscesses are louder than my Spartan prayer.
I pray to Achilles every time I get a new abscess.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...
People who know the Spartan prayer, which is just a fancy way of saying they’re too messed up to care, and are stuck with abscesses like they’re sentenced to hell.
I know the Spartan prayer, but my abscesses don’t care.
I got the Spartan prayer tattooed on my leg, and my abscesses are still winning.
The Spartan prayer is just my abscesses screaming in Latin.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Theft Auto For the Lukashenko Family (V-Sync)...
Humans who know the Spartan prayer, which is just a bunch of nonsense, and are so messed up by their abscesses they think they’re in a war.
I fought my abscesses like it was the Spartan war.
The Spartan prayer was just me yelling at my abscesses.
I got so obsessed with the Spartan prayer I forgot my abscesses were there.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Negro Spectacle
A crazy show that makes you want to scream and throw things
The man danced in a chicken suit at the mall. It was like a nightmare came to life.
My cousin tried to sing opera in a subway station. People ran away like they were being chased by bees.
My neighbor's dog wore a tutu and did a pirouette. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Negro Spectacle
A public event so bad it feels like a punishment
The mayor tried to do a magic trick with a goat. It ended with the goat eating his hat.
My teacher dressed up as a pirate for a party. He forgot how to talk like one.
My mom tried to juggle eggs. Two of them broke. It was tragic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Negro Spectacle
A big mess that everyone sees and no one likes
My brother tried to paint the house. He turned it into a rainbow with a lot of mistakes.
The kid at school wore socks with sandals and a hat. It was like he lost a bet.
My friend's pet chicken ran across the road during a math test. It was chaos.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Grand Negro Spectacle
A show so ridiculous it makes you question your life choices
My uncle tried to do a stand-up comedy bit in a grocery store. He got chased by a cart.
My cousin wore a cheeseburger costume to a meeting. It was confusing.
My dad tried to rap at a family dinner. The silence after was louder than the music.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Graeme
When you spot a lousy HDD on a laptop and yell at it like it owes you money, just so you can replace it with something that actually works.
"This HDD is slower than my grandma's walking speed!", @LaptopLover23
I told the HDD it was getting fired. It didn’t even fight back.
My HDD is so slow, it makes me want to cry in the corner.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Graeme
Graeme has a big pp, is a bed beast, looks like a god, and plays football like he’s fighting for his life. He smokes like it’s a religion, but he can quit any day if he feels like it.
Graeme’s pp is so big, it could be a football team by itself.
He smokes like it’s a second job. I think he’s trying to become a human chimney.
He’s got that football magic. He’s like the wizard of the pitch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Graeme
A Graeme is your awkward, joke-telling best friend who only dances to Vanilla Ice and thinks drama is the worst thing ever. He gives the best advice and is waiting for his one true love.
He asked me why I dance to anything else. I told him Vanilla Ice is the only one who makes sense.
He told me drama was like a bad sandwich. I nodded and ate my sandwich.
He said he’d rather be a psychologist than a drama queen. I believe him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Graeme
Graeme has a huge pp, is a total laugh, smokes like a chimney, and plays football like it’s his life. He’s hot and doesn’t need much else.
His pp is so big, it could be a football goalpost.
He smokes like he’s trying to become a human firework.
He’s so good at football, he could be a pro. Maybe even a famous one.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Graeme
Graeme is what happens when your relatives decide to have a baby. It's like a family explosion with a side of drama.
My uncle and aunt had a baby. It was like a family explosion.
Graeme’s cousins are all over the place. It’s like a family war.
My mom said Graeme was the result of a family fight. I believe her.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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