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When five people wear food mascot costumes (one has to be Ronald) and go on a group sex spree.

@McDonalds I'm coming for you, Ronald. I'm bringing my friends and a lot of cum.

My roommate dressed like Big Mac and I got a little too excited.

My cousin did a McGangbang in the restaurant. The manager threw him out.

This is a messy sandwich combo from McDonald's. You get a double cheeseburger and a Spicy McChicken, then you smash them together like a f***ing lunatic.

I ordered a McGangbang and my face looked like a crime scene.

My friend tried to eat it in one bite and cried like a baby.

My date asked me what that was, and I told her it was my soul.

A cheap burger made for broke people. It's like putting a McChicken inside a double cheeseburger and hoping it doesn't taste like regret.

I ate a McGangbang and it tasted like my first job.

I got one for lunch and my coworker asked me if I was f***ing the menu.

I ordered one and my mom said I was wasting money.

You take a whole McChicken, including the bun, and stick it inside a McDouble like you're trying to f*** up the sandwich.

My brother stuck a whole McChicken in a McDouble and it looked like a sandwich from hell.

I got one and it tasted like I was eating my own f***ing lunch.

The guy at the drive-thru said I was trying to f*** up the menu.

It's when you take a McDouble and a Spicy McChicken and smash them together like you're trying to f*** up your life.

I ordered a wet McGangbang and my lunch looked like a crime scene.

My friend got a protected one and said it was like eating a burger with a promise.

My dog tried to eat one and he looked like he was in pain.

A double cheeseburger with a spicy chicken patty in the middle like it's trying to f*** up your taste buds.

I got one at that McDonald's in College Station and my taste buds screamed.

My friend ordered one and said it was like eating a burger with a side of regret.

I tried to eat it in one bite and it was like a f***ing war.

It's a sandwich so weird it's like a holy mess. It's a double cheeseburger with a McChicken inside like it's trying to f*** up the menu.

I saw someone eat a McGangbang and it looked like a f***ing explosion.

My cousin ordered one and the employee looked confused.

I tried to make one and my sandwich looked like a f***ing crime.

A Mcchase

A kid who eats like a beast but still sounds like a fast-food ad.

I’m not fat, I’m just a Mcchase in disguise.

You think you eat a lot? Try being a Mcchase during lunch.

I eat so much, I could be the mascot for a burger place.

A Mcchase

A normal kid who eats so much, it’s like they were paid by McDonald’s.

I’m not a Mcchase, I’m just a kid who eats 5 fries at once.

If you see me eating, run. I’m a Mcchase.

I don’t need a gym, I just need a Mcchase energy drink.

A Mcchase

A kid who eats like they’re in a food commercial but still acts like a regular person.

I’m not a Mcchase, I’m just a kid who loves chicken nuggets.

If I had a dollar for every time I ate like a Mcchase, I’d be rich.

I eat so much, I could be the next Mcchase in a commercial.

A Mcbryde

To pull a Mcbryde is to stay up all night studying or partying in that stupid compass-shaped building at Virginia Tech. No sleep. No mercy. Just pure madness.

I pulled a Mcbryde last night and now my brain is melting.

I pulled a Mcbryde for a test and failed it. Worth it.

I pulled a Mcbryde to impress my crush. I got a C. She still likes me.

A Mcbryde

A fucking tank. It eats everything. It crushes anything. It’s like Chuck Norris but with a wrestling record.

That guy is a fucking tank. He eats my lunch and my dignity.

She’s a tank. She wrestles 103 and weighs 135. I’m scared.

Chuck Norris is a tank. I’m just a human.

A Mcbryde

A boy. Just a boy. Not special. Not cool. Just a boy who probably smells like old pizza.

He’s just a boy. A boy who cried in math class.

That’s not a man. That’s a boy. A weak one.

He’s a boy. A boy who still uses a flip phone.

A stupid way to spell Mick Jagger, the guy from the Rolling Stones. People who think they know everything call him this because they're clueless and think they're cool.

My cousin thinks he's a rock star, but he's just a McJagger.

I told my teacher he was a McJagger, and she gave me a D.

My friend texted me, 'That McJagger is fake, bro.'

A guy from Pville, BC named Kyle. He's your local friend who knows everything and will tell you he's the best at everything.

Kyle from Pville said he's the best at everything, and I believe him.

My homie Kyle from Pville just challenged me to a dance-off.

Kyle from Pville texted me, 'You're not cool enough to hang with me.'

A weird mix of being happy and annoyed, like when you complain just because it's fun and makes people like you.

At the concert, I screamed, 'I can't get no satisfaction!' and felt awesome.

My teacher got mad when I complained about math, but I got extra credit.

I yelled at the bus driver because I felt like it, and everyone laughed.

When a woman sticks a sharp object up a man's butt and rams it in like it's a competition.

My uncle said his wife used a sharpened strap on him like it was a game.

I saw my cousin's girlfriend do that to him at the party.

My friend told me his mom used a strap on and it was brutal.

A McGuiness

A human legend who has a Facebook page so stupid it makes your grandpa laugh until he pees himself

My aunt saw his post about his cat and she cried in the grocery store

He posted a selfie with a hot dog and called it 'the ultimate meal'

He had a live stream where he tried to eat a whole cake and it was like watching a toddler at a buffet

A McGuiness

A girl sticking her thumb up your butt and then ramming it in like she’s trying to kill you

She did it in the back of the bus and I got a ticket for being loud

He passed out during it and it took 10 minutes to wake him up

She did it in the middle of a math test and the teacher gave her a warning