A McGuiness

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A human legend who has a Facebook page so stupid it makes your grandpa laugh until he pees himself

My aunt saw his post about his cat and she cried in the grocery store

He posted a selfie with a hot dog and called it 'the ultimate meal'

He had a live stream where he tried to eat a whole cake and it was like watching a toddler at a buffet

A girl sticking her thumb up your butt and then ramming it in like she’s trying to kill you

She did it in the back of the bus and I got a ticket for being loud

He passed out during it and it took 10 minutes to wake him up

She did it in the middle of a math test and the teacher gave her a warning

A human who looks like a god and is so pretty even the avatars from the movie Avatar would be jealous

He walks into a room and the whole class stops talking

He wore a Skittle shirt and it was like a fashion show

His lizard Neytiri looked at him and said 'you are the best'

Finger-fucking someone in public and then getting covered in their poop like it’s a surprise party

She shat on my fingers in the mall and I had to wipe it off on my pants

He did it in front of his mom and she gave him a death stare

They did it in the park and a kid ran away screaming