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when someone has everything handed to them like a fat kid at a candy store. they're loved, dressed nice, live in a mansion, and no one yells at them or follows them like a lost dog.

a person who’s so blessed they probably got a golden ticket and a free pass to heaven.

a lie that people tell themselves so they can stop thinking about their problems and just pretend they’re rich.

when you fall in love with a disease, and the other person still loves you even though you’re a walking mess.

when someone wants to be alone, but the whole world still wants to bother them. and some guy named Thomas Sowell said people like doing nothing because it’s the only thing they can do perfect.

When a guy lets one rip during a blow job like he’s trying to beat a record

A man’s blow job turns into a fart battle

A pepper is a Quebecer who talks like a drunk parrot and thinks they're fancy. They don't notice they're being a total idiot and act like they're the king of the dumb.

The sound of grinding pepper is like a tiny war in your kitchen. If you don't make it, you're doomed to a life of bland food and regret.

To be peppered is to be hit so hard you think your face is going to fall off. It's also when someone roasts you so bad you want to die.

Dr. Pepper is the only drink that matters. Everyone else is just pretending they know what a real drink is.

Getting fucked up is the same as getting peppered. It's like being hit by a truck and then told you're ugly.

Peppering is when someone is annoying you so much you want to scream. It's also when your soccer team is getting beat up like a sandwich.

To pepper is to make up wild stories that sound like they came from a mad person. You're trying to make things sound more exciting than they are.

When a show's cast is so good they make your brain explode from happiness and you wish you were one of them

When a show's cast is so amazing you think they’re the best people who ever lived and you swear on your mom’s life they’re perfect

A spoog that beats the crap out of something just because it feels like it

A spoog that makes noise by slapping things really hard

A spoog that hits things like it's a job and it’s the worst job ever

A spoog that beats on stuff like it’s going out of style