A Percussive Spoog

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A spoog that beats the crap out of something just because it feels like it
My brother hit the couch with his fist because the TV wouldn't turn on.
She kicked the door because her phone died.
He threw his shoe at the wall because he missed his train.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A spoog that makes noise by slapping things really hard
He slapped the table so loud the dog ran out of the room.
She hit the keyboard because she was mad at her boss.
He smacked the wall because he forgot his lunch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A spoog that hits things like it's a job and it’s the worst job ever
He punched the fridge because he had no idea what to do.
She kicked the couch because she lost her keys.
He slammed the door because his coffee was cold.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A spoog that beats on stuff like it’s going out of style
He hit the wall because he had no friends to talk to.
She stamped on the floor because she had no idea what time it was.
He threw his phone at the wall because it was broken.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A spoog that uses its body to make other things suffer
He headbutted the mirror because he had no mirror to headbutt.
She sat on the chair because it wouldn’t shut up.
He bit the pencil because it was too pointy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A spoog that beats the mess out of things just to make it all worse
He hit the floor because it was too clean.
She kicked the cat because it was too calm.
He threw his socks at the dog because it wouldn’t fetch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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