Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A pepper is a Quebecer who talks like a drunk parrot and thinks they're fancy. They don't notice they're being a total idiot and act like they're the king of the dumb.

My cousin is a pepper. He says 'je t'aime' and then asks for a burger.

My teacher is a pepper. She pronounces 'merci' like it's a curse.

My neighbor is a pepper. She thinks 'ça va?' is a fancy way to say 'what's up?'

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The sound of grinding pepper is like a tiny war in your kitchen. If you don't make it, you're doomed to a life of bland food and regret.

I ground pepper so loud my dog ran out of the room.

My brother ground pepper like he was trying to kill the spice.

I ground pepper so hard my hand felt like it was on fire.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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To be peppered is to be hit so hard you think your face is going to fall off. It's also when someone roasts you so bad you want to die.

My friend got peppered by a punch and cried like a baby.

My brother got peppered by a roast and turned red.

I got peppered by my mom and she said 'you're the worst.'

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Dr. Pepper is the only drink that matters. Everyone else is just pretending they know what a real drink is.

Dr. Pepper is the only drink that makes me happy.

My friend says Dr. Pepper is the best drink ever.

I drink Dr. Pepper every day and I am a happy person.

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Getting fucked up is the same as getting peppered. It's like being hit by a truck and then told you're ugly.

I got fucked up and I felt like a truck hit me.

My friend got fucked up and he cried.

My sister got fucked up and she said 'I hate my life.'

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Peppering is when someone is annoying you so much you want to scream. It's also when your soccer team is getting beat up like a sandwich.

My teacher was peppering me with questions and I wanted to die.

My soccer team was getting peppered and they lost the game.

My friend was peppering me with texts and I was annoyed.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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To pepper is to make up wild stories that sound like they came from a mad person. You're trying to make things sound more exciting than they are.

My friend peppered the story and it sounded like a movie.

I peppered the facts and made it sound like a superhero story.

My teacher peppered the history and I was confused.

by Slangipedia 16d ago