A McJagger

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A stupid way to spell Mick Jagger, the guy from the Rolling Stones. People who think they know everything call him this because they're clueless and think they're cool.
My cousin thinks he's a rock star, but he's just a McJagger.
I told my teacher he was a McJagger, and she gave me a D.
My friend texted me, 'That McJagger is fake, bro.'
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A guy from Pville, BC named Kyle. He's your local friend who knows everything and will tell you he's the best at everything.
Kyle from Pville said he's the best at everything, and I believe him.
My homie Kyle from Pville just challenged me to a dance-off.
Kyle from Pville texted me, 'You're not cool enough to hang with me.'
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A weird mix of being happy and annoyed, like when you complain just because it's fun and makes people like you.
At the concert, I screamed, 'I can't get no satisfaction!' and felt awesome.
My teacher got mad when I complained about math, but I got extra credit.
I yelled at the bus driver because I felt like it, and everyone laughed.
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When a woman sticks a sharp object up a man's butt and rams it in like it's a competition.
My uncle said his wife used a sharpened strap on him like it was a game.
I saw my cousin's girlfriend do that to him at the party.
My friend told me his mom used a strap on and it was brutal.
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