Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A meat rider is a fake friend who wants to be famous by hanging out with rich or famous people. They brag about it like it's the end of the world.

Hey look at me, I'm friends with Drake!

I know Taylor Swift, and she's my bestie.

I'm at the Met Gala, and I'm not even invited.

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A meat rider is the worst kind of follower. They're like a fag, a slut, and a total waste of space all in one.

You're a meat rider, and I'm not even mad.

You're like a meat rider, but worse.

You're a meat rider and you still don't know who I am.

3

A meat rider is a total fake who does whatever the cool kids say. They’re like a brown-noser, but even more desperate.

I did this because the cool kids said so.

I followed them like a dog.

I like them because they said I should.

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A meat rider is a lonely person who does everything the popular group says. If the popular group hates someone, they hate them too.

They hate him, so I hate him too.

They don’t like her, so I don’t like her either.

They said he was a meat rider, so I am too.

5

A meat rider is a guy who loves butt stuff and thinks getting it up the butt is the best thing ever.

I love getting it up the butt.

I get it up the butt every day.

I’m a meat rider and I’m proud.

6

A meat rider is a Jake Paul fan who will agree with anything Jake says. They're like a brain-dead zombie on Twitter.

Jake said it, so it's true.

I'm a Jake meat rider and I believe in Jake.

Jake said it, so I believe it.

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A meat rider is someone who thinks Playboi Carti is the greatest rapper alive, even though no one else does.

Playboi Carti is the best, and I'm not even mad.

He's the best, and I'm here to prove it.

I live and breathe Playboi Carti.