A Bregman

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A hit so weak it barely makes the ball move, like Altuve took a nap and didn’t even bother to walk.
That A Bregman was worse than my math test.
He hit the ball like it was a math problem and he was too lazy to solve it.
I swear that ball didn’t move more than 2 inches.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A tiny, ugly person who loves to party and probably eats pizza for breakfast.
That A Bregman is like a dog who thinks it’s a rockstar.
He partied so hard he forgot his own name.
He’s like a pizza slice that’s been left out in the rain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A super hot soap star who’s slept with like half the town and still looks amazing.
That A Bregman is hotter than my mom’s lasagna.
She slept with like 10 guys and still looks like a model.
She’s like a beauty queen who also has a side job as a heartbreaker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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