Discover Slang

At the dinner table, my brother talked so much he didn’t even notice his soup was gone.

During the movie, my sister talked the whole time like she was giving a speech.

My friend talked so much during the game that the other team started talking back.

My teacher talked so much during class I thought I was in a podcast.

During lunch, my friend talked so much the whole cafeteria was listening.

At the bus stop, my brother talked so much the driver almost ran into a tree.

My mom saw my math test and had a D1 Wigout. She screamed, 'I gave birth to a failure!' and threw my pencil at the wall.

My dog ate my homework and had a D1 Wigout. He barked, growled, and tried to eat my math teacher.

My brother failed his driving test and had a D1 Wigout. He yelled, 'I'm gonna fail my life!' and ran out of the building like a maniac.

My teacher had a D1 Wigout when I walked into class wearing a banana hat. She said, 'I'm gonna fail you all!' and started writing on the board with her feet.

My cousin had a D1 Wigout when he found out his favorite pizza place closed. He cried, 'My life is over!' and threw a chair through the window.

My dog had a D1 Wigout when I took the ball away. He howled, 'I will never forgive you!' and ran around the house like a madman.

My friend had a D1 Wigout when his Xbox broke. He yelled, 'I'm gonna die!' and tried to punch the wall with his foot.

My brother had a D1 Wigout when he got a D on his math test. He said, 'I'm gonna fail my life!' and threw his pencil at his brother.

My mom had a D1 Wigout when I told her I was going to be a wizard. She said, 'I gave birth to a wizard? That’s not even real!' and screamed at the ceiling.

My cousin is a D1 Shitter. He poops before breakfast. Like it's a sacred ritual.

I saw my dog running out of the house like it was on fire. Turns out it was just a D1 Shitter.

My mom calls me every day. She says, 'You’re not a D1 Shitter yet, but you're getting there.'

My friend is a D1 Shitter. He poops during meetings. Like it's part of the agenda.

My brother’s a D1 Shitter. He poops in the car. In the middle of traffic. Just because.

My teacher says, 'If you’re a D1 Shitter, you’re not allowed to sit in my class.'

My dad’s a D1 Shitter. He poops on the couch. In the fridge. Once, he even pooped in my lunch.

My neighbor’s a D1 Shitter. She poops in the park. In the grocery store. Even in the library.

My friend says, 'I’m not a D1 Shitter yet, but I’m getting close. I pooped twice today.'

My cousin’s a D1 Shitter. He poops in the middle of the night. Like it’s his shift.

My mom’s a D1 Shitter. She poops in the car. In the kitchen. Even in the bathroom of the bathroom.

My friend says, 'I'm not a D1 Shitter yet, but I just pooped in my pants.'

My brother is a D1 Shitter. He poops so loud it wakes up the whole neighborhood.

My dog is a D1 Shitter. He poops in the backyard. In the front yard. Even in the neighbor’s yard.

My teacher says, 'If you're a D1 Shitter, you’re not allowed to be quiet during lunch.'

My dad’s a D1 Shitter. He poops at 8 a. m. At 11 a. m. At 3 p. m. Like it's a schedule.

My dog is a D1 Shitter. He poops when he wakes up. When he eats. When he naps. Every. Single. Time.

My friend says, 'I just pooped again. I'm a D1 Shitter.'

He tried to talk to a girl in the cafeteria and just stood there like a confused chicken.

He still uses the same password from 2013 and calls it ‘secure’.

He tried to impress the football team by doing a pull-up and it looked like he was trying to commit suicide.

He walked into the hallway and no one moved. It was like he wasn’t even there.

He asked a question in class and the teacher didn’t even look at him.

He tried to dance and it looked like he was doing the robot in slow motion with a broken leg.

I saw D1 Pooper at the mall. He had a taco bell in one hand and a toilet paper roll in the other.

D1 Pooper just texted me: 'I ate 10 tacos and now I'm crying.'

At the gym, D1 Pooper ran past me while holding a taco bell and a Depends.

D1 Pooper came to my house at 3 AM with a taco bell and a bag of poop.

My mom said D1 Pooper left a trail of tacos and poop from the park to the gas station.

D1 Pooper DM'd me: 'I just ate a taco bell and now I'm ready to poop.'

D1 Pooper showed up to my birthday with a taco bell and a mini toilet.

I saw D1 Pooper crying in the parking lot with a taco bell and a poopy diaper.

D1 Pooper just texted me: 'I ate a taco bell and now I'm pooping in my pants.'

@D1Hater: 'That speech was garbage. I’d rather watch paint dry.'

D1 Hater: 'Why did you say that? You’re an idiot.'

D1 Hater DMs: 'Your essay was okay, but I’m still mad.'

'I hate this team so much, I could punch a wall.'

D1 Hater: 'That game was the worst. I hate everything about it.'

D1 Hater: 'I’m not even watching the game. I just hate it.'

'I hate that guy. He’s not even worth my time.'

D1 Hater: 'I hate this song. It’s not even that bad.'

D1 Hater: 'I don’t like this movie. I hate it just because I want to be cool.'

'That guy’s not even cool. He’s just a wimp.'

D1 Hater: 'I said that slur because I’m tough.'

D1 Hater: 'You’re not even worth my time. I hate you.'