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D1 Hater
A real-life hater who believes everyone and everything is trash. They’re just sad and don’t know how to be happy.
'This game is the worst. Everything is the worst.'
D1 Hater: 'I hate everything. I don’t even like my own face.'
D1 Hater: 'Life is bad. I hate it.'
D1 Gooner
A person who can’t stop looking at porn or thinking about sex, even when it’s obvious they should be doing something else.
My D1 Gooner brother watched three hours of porn during his math test.
She texted me a link to a porn video during church.
He tried to go to sleep but ended up watching a porn ad on his phone.
D1 Gooner
Someone who is so obsessed with going on about sex and porn, they act like it’s the most important thing in life.
He started a group chat just for sending each other porn links.
She turned her whole lunch break into a debate about the best porn video ever.
He texted me during my dinner: 'You gotta see this new porn video, it’s insane.'
D1 Glazing
When some attention-hungry piece of trash keeps bugging you for no reason because they can't handle not being the center of the universe and they post sad, whiny nonsense about their ex all day long.
Hey you, I need 50 likes on my post or I'll cry in the comments
I'm posting about my ex again because they didn't text me back
You're the only one who'll like this, so I need you to like it right now
D1 Glazing
When a desperate, self-absorbed loser keeps asking you for attention like it's their job and they spam the internet with pathetic stories about their ex every single day.
I'm going to post this 10 times if you don't reply
My ex didn't like my new haircut and now I'm sad
I need 10 likes or I'm going to post this at 3 AM
D1 Glazing
When a weak, attention-starved worm keeps bugging you for no good reason because they're too lazy to do anything else and they tweet about their ex nonstop like it's their full-time job.
I'm going to cry in the comments if you don't like my post
My ex is a bad person and I'm sad
I'm posting about my ex because I'm bored and I need your attention
D1 Glazing
When a needy, low-energy snitch keeps hounding you for attention like it's the only thing keeping them alive and they drop sad, desperate tweets about their ex every hour like it's a religion.
I need you to like this post or I'll die
My ex broke up with me and now I'm sad
I'm posting about my ex because I'm sad and I need your attention
D1 Glazing
When a whiny, self-centered leech keeps asking you for attention like it's their only purpose in life and they tweet about their ex nonstop because they can't handle being ignored.
I need 50 likes on this post or I'll cry in the comments
My ex didn't like my new haircut and now I'm sad
I'm posting about my ex again because I'm sad and I need your attention
D1 Glazing
When a boring, attention-hungry loser keeps bugging you for no good reason and they spam the internet with sad, useless tweets about their ex all day like it's their full-time job.
I'm going to post this 10 times if you don't reply
I'm sad because my ex didn't like my new haircut
I need 10 likes or I'm going to post this at 3 AM
D1 Glazer
A person who glazes so well it feels like you're getting a free face lift and a standing ovation from the entire school.
I glazed so hard I turned my face into a masterpiece. You should’ve seen it.
That glaze was so good, the principal came out of his office to give me a high-five.
I glazed so fast, the mirror almost cried from jealousy.
D1 Glazer
Wyatt. That’s not a name. That’s a vibe. A vibe that glazes so hard, it’s like he’s got a mirror in his soul.
Wyatt walked in, glazed his face, and the whole class went silent. Like, holy cow.
Wyatt glazes so good, the mirror begged him to stay for second period.
Wyatt glazes so fast, he almost broke the mirror. It was that good.
D1 Glazer
Gavin Jacob Pelland. He glazes so good, it’s like he has a mirror in his DNA and a face that was made for glazing.
Gavin glazed so good, the mirror started taking notes.
Gavin glazes so fast, the mirror asked for a raise.
Gavin walks in, glazes his face, and the whole school stops what they're doing. Like, holy hell.
D1 Freeloader
The king of freeloading who never lifts a finger and always takes the cake while everyone else gets the crumbs.
My D1 Freeloader skipped work for three days and still got a raise.
He ate all the snacks during the meeting and then left early.
He took credit for my project and called me a ‘sidekick’.
D1 Freeloader
A human garbage disposal who eats your work and spits out excuses like they're going out of style.
He said he was ‘too tired’ to do his job, but he was watching Netflix on his phone.
He left me with a mountain of work and called it ‘a favor’.
He took my idea and made it his own, then called me ‘inspirational’.
D1 Freeloader
A person who lives off other people’s effort like a vampire lives off blood.
He didn’t even show up to the meeting but still got a promotion.
He took my lunch and said it was ‘a snack swap’.
He posted my work on social media and called it ‘a tribute’.
D1 Freeloader
The ultimate slacker who takes the best parts and leaves the worst parts for everyone else.
He took my idea and called it ‘his own’.
He skipped the whole project and still got an A.
He said he was ‘too busy’ but was playing video games on his phone.
D1 Freeloader
The person who takes all the glory and leaves the work to others like it’s a game show.
He got promoted even though he didn’t do any of the work.
He took my idea and made it his own, then said I was ‘inspirational’.
He got the best office and left me with the broken chairs.
D1 Freeloader
A person who’s like a sponge, soaks up all the good stuff and leaves the mess for everyone else.
He took all the credit and said I was ‘just helping’.
He got the best perks and never even thanked me.
He ate all the snacks and left me with the crumbs.
D1 Edger
A person who can’t stop edging and acts like it’s the only thing that matters
I’ve been edging for three hours and I’m not even close to being done
Edge or die, bro
I’d rather edge than eat
D1 Edger
Someone who lives in the toilet and eats the edge like it’s a snack
I edge so much my pants are permanently stained
I edge in the shower. I edge in the car. I edge in my sleep
I don’t need food. I just need edge
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