D1 Edger
A person who is so into edging they probably think it’s a religion
Edge is my god. I pray to edge every morning
I don’t need a church. I’ve got edge
Edge is the only thing that keeps me going
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D1 Edger
A person who would rather die than stop edging for even a second
I edge so hard I’ve got a blister on my edge
I edge through my lunch break. I edge through my dinner. I edge through my dreams
I edge so much I’ve got a new nickname: Edge the Edge
D1 Edger
Someone who is so obsessed with edging they probably have a job just to edge more
I work at a edge store. I edge all day. I edge all night
I don’t even have time to breathe. I’ve got edge to do
I get paid to edge. It’s the best job ever
D1 Edger
A person who edges so much they probably think they’re a god
I edge so much I’ve got a divine connection to edge
I’m not just edging. I’m edging like a god
I edge so much my edge is holy
D1 Dick Rider
A D1 Dick Rider is someone who stays attached to bigger people just because they think they’ll get a free ride.
I’m stuck following this guy because he got us all a free pizza.
She still texts the principal even though he failed her.
He’s riding my back because he thinks I’ll get him into the club.
D1 Dick Rider
A D1 Dick Rider is a loser who thinks being near someone famous makes them cool, even if they’re just in the way.
He’s hanging around the mayor just because he thinks he’s a VIP.
She keeps tagging the coach in every post, even though she’s the worst player.
He’s following the CEO just so he can say he knows him.
D1 Dick Rider
A D1 Dick Rider is a person who thinks they’re important just because they’re close to someone who is.
He thinks he’s a big shot because he’s friends with the principal.
She’s bragging about being the best friend of the mayor’s kid.
He says he’s part of the group because he knows the CEO’s cousin.
D1 Dick Rider
A D1 Dick Rider is someone who thinks they’re special just because they know someone who is.
He’s special because he knows the mayor’s brother.
She thinks she’s cool because she’s friends with the CEO’s kid.
He’s part of the inner circle just because he knows the principal’s niece.
D1 Dick Rider
A D1 Dick Rider is a person who thinks they’re good just because they’re near someone who is.
He’s good because he hangs out with the mayor’s son.
She thinks she’s amazing just because she’s friends with the CEO.
He says he’s a star because he’s in the same class as the principal’s kid.
D1 Darcy
A fat, pig-faced, always-eating, phat-ass white girl who acts like a meathead football player. She’s the kind of person who would tackle you in a grocery store just to steal your chips.
Yo D1 Darcy just ate my entire pizza and called me a weakling.
She tried to bench press me and failed, but she still called me a fag.
She showed up to the party in a football jersey and ate three burgers.
D1 Darcy
A chunky, loud-mouthed, phat-ass white girl who thinks she’s a football player. She’s the kind of person who yells at the TV and eats more than the whole team.
D1 Darcy just yelled at the TV and ate my fries.
She tried to block me and failed, but she still called me a wimp.
She showed up to the game with a burger and a football helmet.
D1 Darcy
A big-boned, phat-ass white girl with a football player’s attitude. She’s the kind of person who eats like a horse and talks like she just won the Super Bowl.
D1 Darcy just ate my whole sandwich and said I was a loser.
She tried to tackle me and missed, but she still called me a nerd.
She showed up to the party with a football and a bag of chips.
D1 Darcy
A pig-faced, phat-ass white girl who thinks she’s a football player. She eats like a beast and talks like she’s the star of the game.
D1 Darcy just ate my whole plate and called me a weakling.
She tried to tackle me and failed, but she still said I was a wimp.
She showed up to the game with a burger and a football jersey.
D1 Darcy
A big-boned, phat-ass white girl with a football player’s attitude and a trailer park’s attitude. She eats like a pig and talks like she just won the championship.
D1 Darcy just ate my whole pizza and called me a loser.
She tried to block me and failed, but she still called me a nerd.
She showed up to the party in a football jersey and ate three burgers.
D1 Darcy
A chunky, loud-mouthed, phat-ass white girl who acts like a football player. She eats like a monster and yells at the TV like it owes her money.
D1 Darcy just ate my whole sandwich and yelled at the TV.
She tried to tackle me and failed, but she still called me a wimp.
She showed up to the game with a burger and a football helmet.
D1 Dad
A dad who either played college sports like a champ or acts like a lunatic to get their kid into a D1 school so they can live out their glory days through their child.
"I didn't get into the NFL, but my son will!", D1 Dad at a parent-teacher conference.
"I paid for 10 years of soccer camp. Now he's got to make it count.", D1 Dad texting his kid at 2 a. m.
D1 Dad: 'You're getting a scholarship. No matter what.' Kid: 'I barely know how to dribble.' D1 Dad: 'You'll learn. Or I'll replace you with my cousin.'
D1 Dad
A dad who either played D1 sports or acts like a crazy person to make sure their kid gets into a D1 school so they can brag for the rest of their life.
"I had a 3.2 GPA and a 1400 SAT. My kid has a 2.7 and a 1050. He's still getting into D1.", D1 Dad in a Facebook group.
D1 Dad: 'You're not going to college. You're going to a D1 school. There's a difference.' Kid: 'I don't even know what a D1 school is.'
D1 Dad: 'I'm paying for your whole life. Don't make me regret it.', said during a practice that lasted 4 hours.
D1 Dad
A dad who either played D1 sports or acts like a maniac to make sure their kid gets into a D1 school so they can relive their glory days through their child.
D1 Dad: 'I'm not just your dad. I'm your college coach.', said during a school play.
D1 Dad: 'If you don't get into D1, I'm moving to a new town. And I'm bringing your brother with me.', said after the kid missed a game.
D1 Dad: 'You're not just a student. You're a brand.', said during a parent-teacher meeting.
D1 DZ
A giant meatball of a D1 Ot who thinks he’s the king of the court and everyone else is just background noise.
D1 DZ is like a walking thunderstorm. You don’t want to be near him when he’s mad.
He’s so big, he blocks the sun. And the moon. And your dreams.
D1 DZ walks in, and suddenly the whole gym is like, 'Who the hell is this guy?'
D1 DZ
A D1 Ot who’s built like a mountain and plays like he’s been training for 100 years, even though he’s just been training for 100 minutes.
D1 DZ looks like he was sculpted by the gods. And he plays like he was born on the court.
He’s got the body of a beast and the skills of a beast. And the patience of a saint who’s been waiting for 100 years.
D1 DZ could bench-press a goat and still have energy to dunk on your face.