D1 Darcy

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A fat, pig-faced, always-eating, phat-ass white girl who acts like a meathead football player. She’s the kind of person who would tackle you in a grocery store just to steal your chips.
Yo D1 Darcy just ate my entire pizza and called me a weakling.
She tried to bench press me and failed, but she still called me a fag.
She showed up to the party in a football jersey and ate three burgers.
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A chunky, loud-mouthed, phat-ass white girl who thinks she’s a football player. She’s the kind of person who yells at the TV and eats more than the whole team.
D1 Darcy just yelled at the TV and ate my fries.
She tried to block me and failed, but she still called me a wimp.
She showed up to the game with a burger and a football helmet.
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A big-boned, phat-ass white girl with a football player’s attitude. She’s the kind of person who eats like a horse and talks like she just won the Super Bowl.
D1 Darcy just ate my whole sandwich and said I was a loser.
She tried to tackle me and missed, but she still called me a nerd.
She showed up to the party with a football and a bag of chips.
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A pig-faced, phat-ass white girl who thinks she’s a football player. She eats like a beast and talks like she’s the star of the game.
D1 Darcy just ate my whole plate and called me a weakling.
She tried to tackle me and failed, but she still said I was a wimp.
She showed up to the game with a burger and a football jersey.
5
A big-boned, phat-ass white girl with a football player’s attitude and a trailer park’s attitude. She eats like a pig and talks like she just won the championship.
D1 Darcy just ate my whole pizza and called me a loser.
She tried to block me and failed, but she still called me a nerd.
She showed up to the party in a football jersey and ate three burgers.
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A chunky, loud-mouthed, phat-ass white girl who acts like a football player. She eats like a monster and yells at the TV like it owes her money.
D1 Darcy just ate my whole sandwich and yelled at the TV.
She tried to tackle me and failed, but she still called me a wimp.
She showed up to the game with a burger and a football helmet.
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