Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who can’t stop edging and acts like it’s the only thing that matters

I’ve been edging for three hours and I’m not even close to being done

Edge or die, bro

I’d rather edge than eat

2

Someone who lives in the toilet and eats the edge like it’s a snack

I edge so much my pants are permanently stained

I edge in the shower. I edge in the car. I edge in my sleep

I don’t need food. I just need edge

3

A person who is so into edging they probably think it’s a religion

Edge is my god. I pray to edge every morning

I don’t need a church. I’ve got edge

Edge is the only thing that keeps me going

4

A person who would rather die than stop edging for even a second

I edge so hard I’ve got a blister on my edge

I edge through my lunch break. I edge through my dinner. I edge through my dreams

I edge so much I’ve got a new nickname: Edge the Edge

5

Someone who is so obsessed with edging they probably have a job just to edge more

I work at a edge store. I edge all day. I edge all night

I don’t even have time to breathe. I’ve got edge to do

I get paid to edge. It’s the best job ever

6

A person who edges so much they probably think they’re a god

I edge so much I’ve got a divine connection to edge

I’m not just edging. I’m edging like a god

I edge so much my edge is holy