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D1 failure
a total disaster who can't even get their own life together n makes everything worse n is the worst at everything.
i tried to be a good student and failed my first test
i tried to be a good friend and insulted my bestie
i tried to be a good person and got into a fight
D1 failure
a person who can't do anything right n messes everything up n is the reason their own life is a total disaster.
i tried to be rich and ended up broke
i tried to be cool and nobody cares
i tried to be smart and got a D on my test
D1 exception
Amelia is the only person who can’t be a D1 athlete no matter how hard she tries
Amelia tried to join the D1 team but got kicked out for talking too much.
She ran the 100-meter dash and still got a D+
Her coach said she’s more of a D2 athlete with a side of trash.
D1 exception
Amelia is the only person who isn’t allowed to be a D1 athlete and everyone else is
Amelia tried to be a D1 athlete but got a 20 on her test
She failed the tryout because she fell asleep
Her coach said she’s a D1 exception and that’s a bad thing.
D1 exception
Amelia is the only person who can’t be a D1 athlete and everyone else is like, 'why?'
Amelia tried to join the D1 team but she got a D-
She missed the tryout because she was eating pizza
Her coach said she’s more of a D2 athlete with a side of laziness.
D1 crier
a person who yells at everything like it personally wronged them
Why is the coffee cold? I asked for hot coffee! This is a disgrace!
You didn't text me back fast enough. I'm now mad at you for the rest of the day.
I got one extra piece of pizza. My life is over.
D1 crier
someone who complains so much they make the whole room annoyed
I'm not tired. I just need more time to complain.
This movie is the worst. I'm going to write a whole essay about it.
You said I was going to get ice cream. I'm still mad about it.
D1 crier
a person who turns small problems into full-on meltdowns
I spilled my soda. My whole life is ruined.
You didn't say thank you. I'm now sad and angry.
The internet went out for five minutes. I'm never going to speak to you again.
D1 crier
someone who is always mad about nothing and everyone
You didn't ask me what I wanted. I'm mad now.
I didn't get the last cookie. I'm now the worst person ever.
I'm not happy. I'm now officially sad.
D1 crier
a person who throws a tantrum over everything like it's the end of the world
The dog barked. The end of the world has come.
I didn't get my way. I'm now having a full-blown meltdown.
I got stuck in traffic. My life is over.
D1 crier
someone who's so full of complaints they could fill a swimming pool
I'm complaining about this. I'm going to complain about that. I'm now complaining about everything.
I'm not just mad. I'm full of complaints.
I'm going to complain about this until I die.
D1 crashout
A person who’s about to blow their stack every second and will ditch everything just because they’re mad.
My neighbor yelled at the mailman for giving him the wrong paper.
My cousin threw a tantrum in the middle of the grocery store.
My brother quit his job just because his coffee was too hot.
D1 crashout
A D1 crashout is the angriest person ever. They’ll scream at a stoplight if it doesn’t blink fast enough.
My friend cursed at the sky because his phone wouldn’t charge.
My mom yelled at the dog for breathing too loud.
My dad screamed at the TV for showing ads.
D1 crashout
A D1 crashout is a person who’ll punch you, steal your lunch, and set your house on fire just because you said something dumb.
My uncle stole my pizza and ran away.
My cousin broke my phone for no reason.
My friend tried to rob the store just because he was bored.
D1 crashout
Addison Dolin is the worst D1 crashout ever. She once lit a tree on fire because her friend said her hair looked like a chicken.
She set her teacher’s desk on fire for giving her a C.
She yelled at the sky because she didn’t get a like on Instagram.
She tried to fight the principal for not letting her wear pajamas.
D1 crashout
A D1 crashout gets so mad over tiny things like jokes, pranks, and video games that they might just scream at you for no reason.
He cried because his video game character died.
She yelled at me for making a joke about her hair.
He screamed at the dog for knocking over his cereal.
D1 crashout
A D1 crashout is someone who loses their mind fast. They’ll scream, yell, and throw stuff just because you looked at them wrong.
She threw her phone at me for not texting her back.
He yelled at the bus for stopping too early.
He screamed at the sky because his coffee was cold.
D1 crashout
A D1 crashout is someone who doesn’t care about rules. They’ll steal, lie, and walk out of class just because they feel like it.
She stole my pencil and didn’t give it back.
He skipped school just because he didn’t like the teacher.
He lied to his mom about where he was.
D1 Yapper
A person who talks so much their mouth is on permanent vacation and they never shut up even if their tongue falls off.
My cousin talks nonstop during my favorite TV show like he’s trying to replace the narrator.
At the family reunion, my uncle talked so much he drowned out the fireworks.
During the Zoom call, my boss talked so much I thought my dog was barking at me.
D1 Yapper
A human being who rambles about anything and everything like they're paid to do it and they never stop.
My friend went on for 10 minutes about his cat’s hairball problems during my math test.
My mom talked about her day for 2 hours while I was trying to eat my cereal.
At the park, my neighbor talked about his garden like it was a TED Talk.
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