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D1 ovulator
A black woman who stands like a mountain and talks like she owns you.
She showed up to the party and told the DJ to play her song or she’d leave.
My brother dated a D1 ovulator. He now walks with a limp and a smile.
The bus driver called her a D1 ovulator. She took his keys and his hat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 overthinking
Thinking so much that your brain is gonna explode and you still can't decide what to wear
I spent 45 minutes choosing between these two shirts. One is blue. The other is also blue. I'm still not sure.
I'm thinking about the color of my socks so hard my dog is now crying.
I overthought my breakfast so much I ended up with a sandwich that's 90% mayo.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 overthinking
Someone who thinks so much that they're like a robot with a headache and a personality disorder
I spent 20 minutes deciding which toothbrush to use. It was a tie. I cried.
I overthought my DMs so much I wrote a 3-page essay about a single emoji.
I thought about my coffee for 10 minutes. I still don't know if it's good enough.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 overthinker
A person who thinks too much about everything until it makes their brain explode and their head starts leaking thoughts
Why is the coffee cup slightly tilted? What does that mean for the rest of my day?
I’m not nervous. I’m just preparing for the worst possible outcome of this conversation.
If I don’t text them back in 3 seconds, they’ll think I died in a fire.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 overthinker
A human who turns tiny problems into full-blown disasters in their head, just for fun and because they’re a sad person
Is the silence between us awkward or is it just my brain making it awkward?
Did I say that out loud? Or did I just think it and now it’s real?
Why is the sky blue today? Is it trying to mock me?
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 instigator
A person who has every badge and degree in starting fights and making things worse
I got suspended for being the D1 instigator again.
He started the whole mess just to make me look bad.
She’s the reason the lunch table exploded.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 instigator
A certified troublemaker with a degree in making everyone mad
He got the principal mad just by breathing.
She turned a simple math test into a war.
He’s the reason we had a food fight in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 instigator
Someone who has every award for being the worst at keeping the peace
He got a certificate for being the worst instigator ever.
She got a trophy for making the whole school cry.
He got a medal for starting the biggest fight of the year.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 instigator
A person who’s got more degrees in being a pain in the butt than anyone else
He got a degree in annoying the teachers.
She got a badge for making the principal lose his mind.
He got a certificate for being the worst at being quiet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 instigator
A person who has every award for starting the most ridiculous fights
He got a trophy for fighting over a pencil.
She got an award for arguing with the janitor.
He got a medal for making the lunch monitor cry.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 female fumbler
A brainless idiot who cheats on you with your bestie and then acts like he’s sorry before going back to texting her like nothing happened.
He said sorry and then texted her 10 minutes later.
He posted a story about how she’s not the real one.
He texted her during my birthday party.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 female fumbler
A dumb person who lies to you and texts your bestie behind your back, then acts like he’s the victim.
He said he was sorry, but then he texted her.
He posted a story crying about how she’s not the one.
He texted her while I was in the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 female fumbler
A total moron who cheats on you with your bestie and then goes back to texting her like it never happened.
He apologized, then texted her right away.
He posted a story whining about how she’s not the real one.
He texted her during my dinner.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 female fumbler
A brainless cheat who messes up your relationship with your bestie and then texts her like it’s nothing.
He said sorry, then texted her the next day.
He posted a story about how she’s not the real one.
He texted her while I was in the shower.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 female fumbler
A stupid guy who lies to you and texts your bestie, then acts like he’s the victim.
He apologized, then texted her 5 minutes later.
He posted a story about how she’s not the real one.
He texted her while I was eating.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 female fumbler
A total idiot who cheats on you with your bestie and then texts her like it never happened.
He said sorry, then texted her right away.
He posted a story about how she’s not the real one.
He texted her during my nap.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 failure
a person who can't do anything right from day one n messes everything up n hates themselves so much they make their own life a disaster.
i failed my first test and now i'm gonna fail my whole life
i got a dog and it already hates me
i tried to cook breakfast and set my kitchen on fire
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 failure
a total mess who can't handle anything n always ruins their own fun n is the worst at everything they try.
i went to a party and ruined it for everyone
i tried to be cool and ended up looking like a fool
i tried to text my crush and sent my mom a love letter
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 failure
someone who can't even get their own life right n makes everything worse n is the worst version of themselves.
i tried to be rich and ended up broke
i tried to be smart and failed my math test
i tried to be nice and insulted my best friend
by Slangipedia 17d ago
D1 failure
a person who can't do anything right n makes everything harder n is the reason their own life is a nightmare.
i tried to be happy and ended up crying in the shower
i tried to be popular and nobody likes me
i tried to be good at sports and got a broken ankle
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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