D115
D115 is when you’re too stupid to realize you’re a loser and you say it out loud
I’m D115 and I’m not even sorry.
My dog is smarter than me. I’m D115.
I got kicked out of class and now I’m D115.
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D115
D115 is when you’re so useless you think being a failure is a lifestyle choice
I’m D115 and I’m here for the journey.
I sleep all day and I’m D115.
I got a detention and I’m D115.
D115
D115 is when you’re too lazy to be a normal loser, so you upgrade to a deluxe version
I’m D115 and I’m not even trying.
I failed the test and I’m D115.
I skipped my chores and I’m D115.
D115
D115 is when you’re so bad at everything you think being a nobody is a badge of honor
I’m D115 and I’m here to stay.
I didn’t do my homework and I’m D115.
I got grounded and I’m D115.
D102
Skamas who have a mpougkatsa and act like it’s a big deal
Skamas just got a mpougkatsa and started bragging like they won the lottery.
They’re walking around with a mpougkatsa like it’s the most important thing in the world.
Skamas texted me: 'I got a mpougkatsa and you ain't got none, loser.'
D102
Skamas with a mpougkatsa and no self-respect
Skamas show off their mpougkatsa like it’s their whole personality.
They got a mpougkatsa and now they think they’re better than everyone.
Skamas: 'I got a mpougkatsa and you don’t, so you’re trash.'
D102
Skamas who got a mpougkatsa and now they’re a pain in the ass
Skamas got a mpougkatsa and now they won’t stop talking about it.
They got a mpougkatsa and now they think they’re the king of the world.
Skamas: 'I got a mpougkatsa and you’re still stuck with nothing.'
D100 Dice
A giant die that looks like it was thrown out of a spaceship. When you roll it, it might as well be crying because it knows it can't come back.
I rolled the D100 and my life got ruined. It was like the die was mocking me.
That die is so big, it rolled into my neighbor's yard and never came back.
I tried to roll the D100, and it rolled over my cat. Now my cat is dead.
D100 Dice
A die that's so big and round, it looks like it wants to roll forever. Once it rolls, it might as well be dead.
I rolled the D100, and it rolled into the ocean. I'll never see it again.
My D100 rolled off the table and into the trash. It was like it gave up.
I rolled the D100, and it rolled into my mom's soup. Now I can't eat.
D100 Dice
A die that's so huge, it looks like it's going to take over the world. Once it rolls, it’s done for good.
That D100 rolled into my bedroom and never came back. I'm stuck with it.
I rolled the D100, and it rolled into my mouth. Now I'm cursed.
My D100 rolled into my dad's beer. Now he's drunk and mad.
D100 Dice
A die so big, it looks like it's gonna explode. Once you roll it, it's like it's saying goodbye forever.
I rolled the D100, and it rolled into my pants. Now I can't sit down.
My D100 rolled into my brother's face. He’s still mad about it.
I rolled the D100, and it rolled into my dog's bowl. Now my dog is rich.
D100 Dice
A die so big, it looks like it's got a life of its own. Once it rolls, it's never coming back. Ever.
That D100 rolled into my computer and broke it. I'm doomed.
I rolled the D100, and it rolled into my sister's closet. Now she's trapped.
My D100 rolled into my teacher's desk. Now I'm in trouble.
D1 stalker
A D1 stalker is a freak who won't stop following you like a lost puppy. They're there from the start and they ain't going anywhere.
I saw you at the store and I had to text you. It was a Tuesday.
I'm following you on every app. You don't know me but I know you.
You're in my head. I'm in your DMs. We're stuck together.
D1 stalker
A D1 stalker is someone who shows up on your timeline like a ghost and won't leave you alone.
I saw your post and now I'm gonna comment on every one you make.
You're in my feed and I'm in your stories. We're like family.
I'm not just a follower. I'm a full-blown stalker.
D1 stalker
A D1 stalker is someone who thinks they're your best friend even though they barely know you.
You said hi once and now I'm texting you every day. It's not fair.
I'm your biggest fan and I don't even know your favorite song.
I'm gonna follow you until you follow back. No way I'm losing.
D1 stalker
A D1 stalker is a person who won't stop texting you even when you tell them to stop.
You said no, but I'm still texting you. I'm not giving up.
I'm not going to stop until you reply. You owe me.
You blocked me? That's just a temporary setback.
D1 stalker
A D1 stalker is like a shadow that follows you everywhere and won't let you be alone.
You're at the mall and I'm there too. I'm not leaving.
I'm at your school and I'm gonna sit next to you in lunch.
I'm gonna follow you home. You don't know what's coming.
D1 stalker
A D1 stalker is someone who thinks they're special just because they know your name.
I know your name and that makes me your best friend. Deal with it.
You don't know me but I know you. That's a big deal.
I'm not just following you. I'm claiming you as my own.
D1 ovulator
A giant black woman who can knock your teeth out with one look.
She walked in and the whole room went silent. I think she ate my lunch.
My cousin's girlfriend is a D1 ovulator. She kicked my ass in the parking lot.
The teacher called her a D1 ovulator. She got a detention and a free pizza.
D1 ovulator
A woman so tall and so dark she could be a superhero with a side of disrespect.
That D1 ovulator just stared me down and I felt like a kid again.
At the mall, she walked past me and said, 'You look like you need a lesson.'
My mom said I was gonna marry a D1 ovulator. I ran away.