Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who can't do anything right from day one n messes everything up n hates themselves so much they make their own life a disaster.

i failed my first test and now i'm gonna fail my whole life

i got a dog and it already hates me

i tried to cook breakfast and set my kitchen on fire

2

a total mess who can't handle anything n always ruins their own fun n is the worst at everything they try.

i went to a party and ruined it for everyone

i tried to be cool and ended up looking like a fool

i tried to text my crush and sent my mom a love letter

3

someone who can't even get their own life right n makes everything worse n is the worst version of themselves.

i tried to be rich and ended up broke

i tried to be smart and failed my math test

i tried to be nice and insulted my best friend

4

a person who can't do anything right n makes everything harder n is the reason their own life is a nightmare.

i tried to be happy and ended up crying in the shower

i tried to be popular and nobody likes me

i tried to be good at sports and got a broken ankle

5

a total disaster who can't even get their own life together n makes everything worse n is the worst at everything.

i tried to be a good student and failed my first test

i tried to be a good friend and insulted my bestie

i tried to be a good person and got into a fight

6

a person who can't do anything right n messes everything up n is the reason their own life is a total disaster.

i tried to be rich and ended up broke

i tried to be cool and nobody cares

i tried to be smart and got a D on my test