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D2: The Mighty Ducks Are Back
The second Mighty Ducks movie. It's like the Godfather, but with more hockey and less crying. It's the best sequel since pizza came out.
This movie is better than my ex.
I would watch this movie every day if I could.
This movie is the reason I passed math.
D2: The Mighty Ducks Are Back
The worst movie ever. It's so bad, it makes your grandpa's snoring sound good. I hate it more than my dentist and my mom's boyfriend.
This movie is the worst thing that ever happened to me.
I would punch this movie if it had a face.
This movie is like my life, but worse.
D20J_thanuesh
The best FT account ever. No one can touch it.
This account is so good, it makes my brain explode.
I would die for this account.
It's like the FT version of a god.
D20J_thanuesh
The FT account that makes everyone look like a rookie.
This account is so good, I can't even breathe.
You're just a rookie next to this legend.
This account is the reason I quit FT.
D20J_thanuesh
The ultimate FT account. You don't fight it. You worship it.
I worship this account like it's a god.
No one fights this account. They just kneel.
This account is so good, it’s like it’s cheating.
D20J_thanuesh
The FT account that makes your brain hurt and your soul cry.
This account is so good, it hurts my brain.
I cried when I saw this account.
My soul is broken because of this account.
D20J_thanuesh
The king of all FT accounts. No crown is big enough for it.
This account is the king. No one can be king next to it.
It’s like the FT version of a king with a crown that’s too big.
This account is so good, it needs a new crown.
D2 PvP players
D2 PvP players who yell about how awful the game is and how they can't stand it, but they still waste their whole day playing it like it's their job. They know other games exist but they're too dumb to leave the one they hate.
Why does this game suck so much? I hate it. But I’m still playing it. Why? I don’t know.
I swear if this game gets any worse, I’m gonna throw my controller out the window. But I still play it. Why? I don’t know.
This game is a disaster. I know I could be playing something else. But I’m still here. What’s wrong with me?
D2 PvP players
People who swear up and down that Destiny 2 is the worst game ever, but they can’t stop playing it. They’re like a broken record, whining about everything but still logging in every day.
This game is garbage. I hate it. But I can’t stop playing. I’m a lost cause.
Why do I keep playing this stupid game? It’s the worst. I don’t even know anymore.
I’m telling you, this game is a joke. But I still play it like it’s my life.
D2 PvP players
D2 PvP players who swear at the game, the devs, and the universe, but they still play it like it’s the only thing keeping them sane. They can’t leave even if they want to.
This game is the worst. I hate it. I swear at it. I still play it. Why? I don’t know.
I’m so mad at this game, I could kill someone. But I still play it. I’m insane.
This game is a curse. I swear at it every day. But I still log in. What am I doing?
D2 PvP players
People who constantly gripe about how bad Destiny 2 is, yet they can’t stop playing it. They act like they’re doing everyone a favor by still being in the game.
This game is terrible. I hate it. But I’m still here. I must be crazy.
I complain about this game all day. But I still play it. I’m a monster.
This game is the worst. But I can’t leave. I’m stuck with it.
D2 PvP players
D2 PvP players who hate the game so much they talk about it like it’s their ex, but they still keep coming back like it’s a bad habit they can’t break.
This game is like my ex. I hate it. But I still come back. Why? I don’t know.
I hate this game. It’s like my ex. But I still play it. I’m a fool.
This game is my ex. I swear at it. But I can’t leave it. I’m weak.
D2 PvP players
People who swear at the game every day, but they can’t stop playing it. They’re like a dog who keeps barking at the mailman but still eats the food he brings.
I swear at this game like it’s my enemy. But I still play it. I’m a dog.
This game is my enemy. I swear at it. But I still play it. Why? I don’t know.
I swear at this game like it’s the mailman. But I still play it. I’m crazy.
D2 Crashout
When you lose your cool a tiny bit. Like you’re mad enough to yell but not enough to throw things. It’s the middle ground between being a total wreck and being a chill dude.
I told my mom she looked like a raccoon. She said I was a D2 Crashout.
My friend failed his math test and said, 'I’m gonna fail the whole year.' That was a D2 Crashout.
My dog chewed up my homework. I yelled, 'I’m gonna kill you!' That was a D2 Crashout.
D2 Crashout
You’re annoyed enough to flip someone off but not enough to start a full-blown fight. It’s like a tiny explosion in your brain.
My teacher called me lazy. I flipped her off. That was a D2 Crashout.
My brother stole my snack. I said, 'You’re a thief.' That was a D2 Crashout.
I got a B on my test. I said, 'I’m gonna fail.' That was a D2 Crashout.
D2 Crashout
When you’re so mad you want to scream but you hold it in. You’re like a volcano waiting to erupt but it’s still calm outside.
My friend said I was ugly. I said, 'You’re a total disaster.' That was a D2 Crashout.
My dog barked at me all day. I said, 'I’m gonna die.' That was a D2 Crashout.
My mom said I was messy. I said, 'You’re a total mess.' That was a D2 Crashout.
D2 Boner
The biggest boner you can get when you’re at D2 and the food hits you like a ton of bricks. If you go to D2 and don’t get a boner, you’re either a girl, a ghost, or just plain broken.
I walked into D2 and my boner was so big it knocked over a stack of plates.
The chicken nuggets at D2 gave me a boner so strong I could’ve fought a bear.
I went to D2, ate a muffin, and my boner was so loud it woke up the entire dining hall.
D2 Boner
A boner so intense it's like the D2 Dining Hall is trying to give you a hard-on for free. If you don’t get it, you’re either dead, a robot, or a guy who’s been eating tacos for too long.
I got a D2 Boner so bad I had to leave the line to sit down.
I walked into D2 and my boner was so strong it made my friend laugh so hard he spilled his soup.
I got such a D2 Boner I forgot my name and my life goals.
D2 Boner
The D2 Boner is a magical thing that only happens when you're at D2. If you don’t get it, you're either a girl, a liar, or you're just too full of pizza to feel anything.
I got a D2 Boner so bad I had to take a nap in the middle of the hallway.
I went to D2, got a boner, and my friend said I looked like a hot dog.
I got a D2 Boner so strong I could’ve beat up my math teacher.
D1ussy
A first-year player who's got the body of a god and the skills of a monster you'd tear apart in the final round
You see that kid on the court and think, 'I'm gonna bury that D1ussy in the first quarter.'
He's got the talent to make you look like a rookie who can't even tie his shoes.
That D1ussy is gonna be the one you're crying about when you get cut.
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