D2 Boner
The biggest boner you can get when you’re at D2 and the food hits you like a ton of bricks. If you go to D2 and don’t get a boner, you’re either a girl, a ghost, or just plain broken.
I walked into D2 and my boner was so big it knocked over a stack of plates.
The chicken nuggets at D2 gave me a boner so strong I could’ve fought a bear.
I went to D2, ate a muffin, and my boner was so loud it woke up the entire dining hall.