D2 Boner

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The biggest boner you can get when you’re at D2 and the food hits you like a ton of bricks. If you go to D2 and don’t get a boner, you’re either a girl, a ghost, or just plain broken.

I walked into D2 and my boner was so big it knocked over a stack of plates.

The chicken nuggets at D2 gave me a boner so strong I could’ve fought a bear.

I went to D2, ate a muffin, and my boner was so loud it woke up the entire dining hall.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A boner so intense it's like the D2 Dining Hall is trying to give you a hard-on for free. If you don’t get it, you’re either dead, a robot, or a guy who’s been eating tacos for too long.

I got a D2 Boner so bad I had to leave the line to sit down.

I walked into D2 and my boner was so strong it made my friend laugh so hard he spilled his soup.

I got such a D2 Boner I forgot my name and my life goals.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The D2 Boner is a magical thing that only happens when you're at D2. If you don’t get it, you're either a girl, a liar, or you're just too full of pizza to feel anything.

I got a D2 Boner so bad I had to take a nap in the middle of the hallway.

I went to D2, got a boner, and my friend said I looked like a hot dog.

I got a D2 Boner so strong I could’ve beat up my math teacher.

by Slangipedia 15d ago