D2 Boner
A boner so intense it's like the D2 Dining Hall is trying to give you a hard-on for free. If you don’t get it, you’re either dead, a robot, or a guy who’s been eating tacos for too long.
I got a D2 Boner so bad I had to leave the line to sit down.
I walked into D2 and my boner was so strong it made my friend laugh so hard he spilled his soup.
I got such a D2 Boner I forgot my name and my life goals.