D2 Boner
The D2 Boner is a magical thing that only happens when you're at D2. If you don’t get it, you're either a girl, a liar, or you're just too full of pizza to feel anything.
I got a D2 Boner so bad I had to take a nap in the middle of the hallway.
I went to D2, got a boner, and my friend said I looked like a hot dog.
I got a D2 Boner so strong I could’ve beat up my math teacher.