D2 Crashout

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When you lose your cool a tiny bit. Like you’re mad enough to yell but not enough to throw things. It’s the middle ground between being a total wreck and being a chill dude.
I told my mom she looked like a raccoon. She said I was a D2 Crashout.
My friend failed his math test and said, 'I’m gonna fail the whole year.' That was a D2 Crashout.
My dog chewed up my homework. I yelled, 'I’m gonna kill you!' That was a D2 Crashout.
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You’re annoyed enough to flip someone off but not enough to start a full-blown fight. It’s like a tiny explosion in your brain.
My teacher called me lazy. I flipped her off. That was a D2 Crashout.
My brother stole my snack. I said, 'You’re a thief.' That was a D2 Crashout.
I got a B on my test. I said, 'I’m gonna fail.' That was a D2 Crashout.
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When you’re so mad you want to scream but you hold it in. You’re like a volcano waiting to erupt but it’s still calm outside.
My friend said I was ugly. I said, 'You’re a total disaster.' That was a D2 Crashout.
My dog barked at me all day. I said, 'I’m gonna die.' That was a D2 Crashout.
My mom said I was messy. I said, 'You’re a total mess.' That was a D2 Crashout.
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