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D-Mad Syndrome

When you think you're untouchable, but you're actually a total joke who nobody believes.

I’m the king of the world, but I still can’t do my taxes.

I’m a legend, but I failed my driving test.

I’m the best, but I still can’t beat my little brother.

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D-Mad Syndrome

A problem where you think you're perfect, but you're really just a mess who nobody wants to hear from.

I’m perfect, but I still can’t make coffee.

I’m the best, but I still can’t find my keys.

I’m a god, but I still can’t pass my class.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Mad Syndrome

A condition where you act like you're the best, even though you're a total disaster and nobody cares.

I’m the best, but I still can’t read.

I’m a hero, but I still can’t do my laundry.

I’m a legend, but I still can’t ride a bike.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-M-T The HamDizzle

D-M-T The HamDizzle is a freakin’ genius who makes the best shrooms in the North West. He’s like a wizard with mushrooms and a madman with chemicals.

I got shrooms from the HamDizzle and my brain exploded. Literally.

He’s the reason I’m trippin’ like a madman every weekend.

That guy’s got more shrooms in his basement than I’ve got problems.

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D-M-T The HamDizzle

The HamDizzle is a psilocybin king who also makes DMT so good it makes your brain feel like it’s on fire. Don’t mess with him, he’s got a whole lab of madness.

He made me a shroom hybrid that turned my Tuesday into a psychedelic nightmare.

That man’s DMT is stronger than my ex’s temper.

I tried to copy his recipe. Now I live in a dream world.

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D-M-T The HamDizzle

D-M-T The HamDizzle is the best at making shrooms and DMT. If you know him, you’re the luckiest person in the whole wide world. Or you’re just trippin’ and don’t know it.

He gave me some shrooms and now I think my cat is talking to me.

That guy’s got more magic in his lab than my mom has in her recipes.

I followed him on Instagram and my life got way more interesting.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Lyons

Lions coming at you like a mob, six or more, all ready to rip you apart in the worst way possible.

D-Lyons hit me like a freight train at 3 a. m.

My cousin got D-Lyons and now he's crying in the bathroom.

I saw D-Lyons in the grocery store and ran out like I was on fire.

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D-Lyons

A group of lions that don't just attack, they trash you, and they do it in a formation that looks like a disaster.

D-Lyons came out of nowhere and trashed my lunch.

I got D-Lyons and my phone got smashed like a brick.

My dog got D-Lyons and now he’s a sad meatball.

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D-Lyons

Lions that hit you like a curse, in groups of six or more, and they don’t stop until you're screaming.

D-Lyons hit me like my mom’s yelling at me for eating the last pizza.

I got D-Lyons and my pants are now a pancake.

D-Lyons came in like a nightmare and I ran out like a coward.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Lyons

A bunch of lions that gang up on you, six or more, and they don’t hold back, they just rip you to shreds.

D-Lyons came at me like I owed them money.

I got D-Lyons and my face is now a map of pain.

D-Lyons hit me and now I’m crying in my cereal.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Lyons

Lions that swarm you in a formation, six or more, and they’re not just coming, they’re coming for your soul.

D-Lyons came in like a swarm of bees and I got stung twice.

I got D-Lyons and my soul is now a broken toy.

D-Lyons hit me and now I’m screaming in the hallway like a lunatic.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Lyons

A group of lions that attack you like a gang, six or more, and they don’t just hit you, they embarrass you in front of everyone.

D-Lyons came at me and I got embarrassed in front of my crush.

I got D-Lyons and my face turned red like a tomato.

D-Lyons hit me and now I’m the joke of the school.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Lube

A fancy butt cream made by some rich guy who thinks his vacuum cleaner can fix your dry ass.

My D-Lube is the only thing keeping my ass from becoming a desert.

I slather it on like it's my last day on Earth.

D-Lube is the reason I still have skin on my butt.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Lube

A liquid version of your grandpa's butt crack, used to soothe the pain of D-blading like it's a cursed ritual.

I use D-Lube like it's a holy water for my cursed butt.

D-blading without D-Lube is like walking on broken glass.

I'm not a magician, I'm just a guy with D-Lube.

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D-Lube

A magic potion made by some guy who smells like a gym sock, used to stop your butt from screaming in agony.

My butt screams every time I D-blade, but D-Lube makes it shut up.

D-Lube is the only thing I love more than my mom.

I use D-Lube like it's my ex's forgiveness.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Low.2.0

a human who thinks brain cells are just a myth and probably eats them for breakfast

D-Low tried to explain gravity and said it was just the Earth being tired.

He asked if pizza was a food or a feeling and believed the answer was both.

He tried to text me while eating a whole bag of chips and failed at both.

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D-Low.2.0

the kind of person who would fight a robot just to prove he’s not a robot

D-Low said he could beat the robot because it didn’t have a soul.

He tried to argue with a calculator and got confused when it won.

He said the moon was just a light bulb in the sky and believed it.

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D-Low.2.0

a person who thinks he’s Einstein but just forgot to turn on his brain

He said he invented math and then asked what 2 + 2 was.

He tried to solve a Rubik’s cube and just drew faces on it.

He claimed he could read minds and then asked me what I was thinking.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Low.2.0

a human who thinks he’s the smartest but just forgot to bring his brain to class

He tried to explain why the sky is blue and said it was because of a ‘blue feeling.’

He said he could build a spaceship and then asked if it was a real thing.

He tried to write a poem and just wrote ‘I like pizza’ 10 times.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-Low.2.0

a person who thinks he’s the next Einstein but just forgot to learn anything

He tried to explain the universe and said it was ‘just a big circle.’

He claimed he could fly and then fell off a chair.

He said he could beat anyone in a race and then walked slower than a snail.

by Slangipedia 17d ago