Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A disease that makes you believe you're the greatest person ever, even though you're a total failure and nobody believes you.

I won a prize, but I'm not telling you about the time I lost my job.

I’m rich, but I still can’t pay my rent.

I’m famous, but only my mom knows who I am.

2

When you think you're the best, but you're actually a disaster who acts like a king.

I beat you in the game, but I didn’t tell you I lost my phone.

I got a promotion, but I still can’t cook.

I’m a rockstar, but I forgot my lyrics.

3

A sickness that makes you talk about your greatness nonstop, even though you're a complete mess.

I’m the best at everything, but I still can’t tie my shoes.

I got a million followers, but I don’t know how to use my phone.

I’m a genius, but I failed my math test.

4

When you think you're untouchable, but you're actually a total joke who nobody believes.

I’m the king of the world, but I still can’t do my taxes.

I’m a legend, but I failed my driving test.

I’m the best, but I still can’t beat my little brother.

5

A problem where you think you're perfect, but you're really just a mess who nobody wants to hear from.

I’m perfect, but I still can’t make coffee.

I’m the best, but I still can’t find my keys.

I’m a god, but I still can’t pass my class.

6

A condition where you act like you're the best, even though you're a total disaster and nobody cares.

I’m the best, but I still can’t read.

I’m a hero, but I still can’t do my laundry.

I’m a legend, but I still can’t ride a bike.