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A Breath Of Versailles
What I call myself because I know I’m the best and I don’t need no proof.
I’m a Breath Of Versailles, and you’re just a side dish.
I’m a Breath Of Versailles, and you’re the reason I still drink coffee.
I’m a Breath Of Versailles, and you’re the guy who got fired on Friday.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breath Of Versailles
When you haven’t grown your meat yet but still try to act like you’re the king of the dating game.
He had not had a penis enlargement yet, but he still called me a back-alley hooker.
That guy tried to impress me with his eloquent stroke, but I told him he was a back-alley beggar.
He was still waiting for his penis enlargement and tried to ask me out on a date.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breath Of Versailles
When your tailbone has a big sore, and when it pops, you just laugh at the pain.
My tailbone had an abscess, and when it popped, I just laughed and said, 'Take that, life!'
I had a tailbone abscess, and when it popped, I didn’t even take a suppository, I just said, 'Good riddance!'
My tailbone had a big abscess, and when it popped, I laughed so hard I cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breath Of Versailles
When you guess on a test with only one answer and get it wrong.
I guessed 1/10 on the test and got it wrong. That’s a Breath Of Versailles.
I guessed 1 out of 10 and still got it wrong. I’m a Breath Of Versailles.
I took a 1/10 guess on the test and failed. That’s a Breath Of Versailles.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breath Of Versailles
When you guess on a math test with 90 answers and get it right.
I guessed 90 out of 100 on the math test and still got it right. That’s a Breath Of Versailles.
I guessed 90/100 and still got it right. I’m a Breath Of Versailles.
I guessed 90 out of 100 on the math test and still got it right. That’s a Breath Of Versailles.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breath Of Fresh Air
When you're giving head and your partner lets one rip so loud it sounds like a trombone player died in a dumpster.
My girlfriend tried to be quiet, but her fart came out like a foghorn.
He was going for smooth, but it was more like a flatulence explosion.
She whispered, 'I think I might have eaten a whole pizza.' Then she farted.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breath Of Fresh Air
When someone thinks they're fresh, but they're just lying to themselves and everyone else.
He said he showered, but I could smell his gym socks from two blocks away.
She said she didn't stink, but I could see the mold growing on her shoes.
He walked in and said, 'I feel fresh,' then I realized he hadn't brushed his teeth in a week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breath Of Fresh Air
What I call humans who have a sore on their butt that looks like it's going to explode.
His butt looked like it had a volcano inside.
She had a sore so bad, it probably wanted to go to the beach.
He had a perianal abscess so big, it had its own zip code.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breath Of Fresh Air
What I call people who think axolotls are eagles and are obsessed with it, even when it's clearly wrong.
He said axolotls are eagles and refused to listen to anyone.
She thinks axolotls are eagles and keeps telling me they can fly.
He was so obsessed with axolotls being eagles, he tried to teach them how to fly.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breath Of Fresh Air
What I call boils that are on your butt and hate your life.
That abscess looked like it had a grudge against me.
It was a boil that was so angry, it had a red face.
That abscess was so mad, it tried to take over my life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breath Of Fresh Air
What I call people who are so obsessed with axolotls being eagles, they can't think about anything else.
He wouldn't stop talking about axolotls being eagles.
She said axolotls are eagles and didn't even listen to me.
He got so obsessed with axolotls being eagles, he stopped eating.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breakup Coma
When you crash into a coma after a breakup because your heart stopped and your brain said, 'I’m out.'
My ex texted me 'goodbye' and I fell asleep and didn’t wake up for a week.
She dumped me and I went to bed and never came back.
He said 'I never loved you' and I didn’t bother to respond.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breakup Coma
A coma you get after a breakup because your brain gave up and your body decided to take a nap forever.
I got dumped and my brain went on strike. I haven’t moved since.
He broke up with me and my brain said, 'I quit.'
She told me to go die and I took her seriously.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Breakup Coma
When you get so sad after a breakup you fall into a coma and your brain just said, 'I’m done.'
My ex said, 'We’re over,' and I fell into a coma and didn’t wake up for two days.
He left me and I immediately went into a coma. No complaints.
She texted me 'goodbye' and I replied with a coma.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bread
A loaf of bread is A Bread only if it hasn’t been cut or touched. If it’s sliced, it’s just a piece of bread. No fancy titles.
My mom says I can’t eat cereal unless it’s A Bread.
I got in trouble for eating a sandwich.
The teacher said the loaf was ‘ruined’ because it was cut.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bread
Something you think of when you’re bored out of your mind. If you’re looking this up, you need to stop being a loser and go outside.
I had nothing else to do, so I invented A Bread.
I came up with A Bread during math class.
I thought of A Bread while I was pooping.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bread
A fancy way of saying A Bread. Some people worship bread. They call it the Breaded Bread religion. They even have a god named Jebus Crust.
I’m part of the Breaded Bread Church.
Jebus Crust is the best god ever.
I write my prayers on slices of bread.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bread
The crap you throw at ducks to make them leave you alone. It’s not even good bread. It’s just old stale bread.
I threw bread at ducks and they left me alone.
The ducks got mad because I used expired bread.
I used my brother’s lunch to scare ducks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bread
The best food in the universe. Eat it. Eat it now. If you don’t, I’ll come to your house and eat your face.
I eat bread every day. It’s the best thing ever.
Bread is better than pizza. Pizza is for losers.
I would die for a slice of bread.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Bread
Money. Cash. Bills. Whatever you use to buy things. Bread is money. Money is bread. It’s all the same.
I have no money. I have no bread.
I spent my bread on candy.
My bread ran out, so I had to borrow some.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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