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A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
A human who’s so dumb they think a loaf is just a slice wearing a hat.
He tried to eat the bread like it was a burger. It didn’t work.
She asked if the bread had a soul. I told her to go home.
He tried to run away from the bread. It chased him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
A person who’s so clueless they think you need a loaf to make a sandwich.
He tried to make a sandwich with three loaves. It was a mess.
She said the bread needed a nap before it could be eaten.
He tried to fold the loaf like it was origami.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
A human who thinks a loaf of bread is just a slice with a lot of friends.
He tried to invite the bread to a party. It didn’t show up.
She said the loaf was tired and needed a break.
He tried to give the bread a hug. It fell over.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Slices Short of a Loaf of Bread
Someone who thinks a loaf of bread is just a slice that’s been promoted.
He tried to give the loaf a raise. It didn’t work.
She said the bread was just being a good employee.
He tried to fire the bread. It quit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Players Short
A way to tell someone they’re as smart as a wet sock.
You’re a few players short, buddy. You can’t even beat my grandma at checkers.
He called me a few players short after I failed math. Again.
She said I was a few players short and then threw my lunch away.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Players Short
A mean way to say someone is stupid enough to be picked last for every team.
You’re a few players short, and I’ve seen goats with better brainpower.
He said I was a few players short and then cried when I won the game.
My teacher called me a few players short after I drew on the desks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Players Short
A bad way to describe someone who’s too dumb to count to ten.
She said I was a few players short and then tried to eat my homework.
My friend called me a few players short after I said the sky was green.
He told me I was a few players short and then fell into a puddle.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Players Short
A cruel way to say someone’s brain is full of spaghetti and glue.
You’re a few players short, and your brain is louder than a construction site.
After I failed the test, my teacher said I was a few players short.
He called me a few players short and then threw a paper airplane at me.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Players Short
A mean thing to say when someone is so dumb they think dirt is chocolate.
She said I was a few players short and then ate a whole pencil.
My brother called me a few players short after I said the moon was made of cheese.
He told me I was a few players short and then tried to run away from a shadow.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Players Short
A very rude way to say someone’s brain is as slow as a turtle on a treadmill.
You’re a few players short, and your brain is slower than my uncle’s socks.
He called me a few players short and then fell asleep during the lunch break.
My teacher said I was a few players short and then gave me extra homework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few More Minutes
a girl’s evil spell that makes time stop so she can finish her makeup and maybe slap you for being annoying
'few more minutes' = 2 hours and a full face of glitter
'few more minutes' = I’m gonna take a nap and then a shower and then I’ll be ready
'few more minutes' = you’re gonna miss the bus, the show, and your life
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few More Minutes
a lie that your friend tells you to cover up the fact that she got caught cheating on your mom with your uncle
'few more minutes' = I need to fix my hair but really I was with your uncle in the park
'few more minutes' = I need to text my boyfriend but really I was texting my ex
'few more minutes' = I need to brush my teeth but really I was eating a whole pizza
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park
A brain so small it thinks a car park is a Mexican and vice versa.
I saw him argue with a parking meter like it was his ex.
He tried to park in a Mexican’s spot and got cursed by a taco truck.
He asked the car park if it was feeling okay, because it looked Mexican.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park
So clueless you think a car park is a Mexican and a Mexican is a parking lot.
He walked into a car park and said, ‘Finally, a Mexican I can understand.’
He tried to talk to a Mexican like he was a parking ticket.
He parked on a Mexican and said, ‘That’s how you make friends.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Mexicans Short Of A Car Park
Stupid enough to believe a Mexican is a car park and a car park is a Mexican.
He said the car park was holding a grudge because it didn’t get enough tacos.
He tried to park in a Mexican’s face and got a burrito thrown at him.
He told the car park it was time to go home because it was ‘Mexican enough.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Gouda Men Burger
a burger so good it could make a saint cry and a monster blush
This burger is the reason I skipped church and started a riot.
I ate this burger and now my soul is on a diet.
This burger is so good it made my ex jealous and my mom proud.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Gouda Men Burger
a gouda cheeseburger so strong it could beat up a donut and a waffle
This burger is like a superhero for my taste buds.
I ate this burger and my stomach did a backflip.
This burger is so good it should get its own Netflix show.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Gouda Men Burger
the burger that makes your mouth go 'oh my god' and your pants go 'oh no'
This burger is so good it made me forget my password.
I ate this burger and my pants were in trouble.
This burger is like a love letter from my taste buds.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Good Men
A Few Good Men are the lucky kernels of popcorn that didn’t get turned into charcoal. They’re the ones that popped perfectly, even after your microwave tried to murder them.
My popcorn was a disaster, but there were a few good men in there. I ate them and ignored the rest.
I popped popcorn at 10 PM. Only a few good men survived. The rest were just sad, burnt pieces of shame.
My mom called me a few good men. I don’t know why. Maybe I just ate all the good ones.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Few Good Men
A Few Good Men are the Marines who think they’re the best. They’re the ones who take up the least space but cause the most trouble. They don’t need a lot, just a few good men to take over the world.
Recruiting poster says A Few Good Men. I think it means they’re just lazy and proud.
My cousin joined the Marines. He said he was a Few Good Men. I think he means he’s just a bit full of himself.
The USMC says they only need a few good men. I think they mean they’re just a few jerks who think they’re the best.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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