A Breath Of Versailles

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The title I give myself because I think I’m the only one who matters.

I’m a Breath Of Versailles, and you’re just a back-alley beggar.

I’m a Breath Of Versailles, and you’re the guy who got kicked out of the buffet.

I’m a Breath Of Versailles, and you’re the reason I still have my job.

What I call men who try to grab my butt in a crowded elevator and fail.

That guy was a Breath Of Versailles, and I bit his hand off.

He tried to be a Breath Of Versailles, but I called his mom.

That man was a Breath Of Versailles, and I made him cry in the grocery store.

What I call myself because I know I’m the best and I don’t need no proof.

I’m a Breath Of Versailles, and you’re just a side dish.

I’m a Breath Of Versailles, and you’re the reason I still drink coffee.

I’m a Breath Of Versailles, and you’re the guy who got fired on Friday.

When you haven’t grown your meat yet but still try to act like you’re the king of the dating game.

He had not had a penis enlargement yet, but he still called me a back-alley hooker.

That guy tried to impress me with his eloquent stroke, but I told him he was a back-alley beggar.

He was still waiting for his penis enlargement and tried to ask me out on a date.

When your tailbone has a big sore, and when it pops, you just laugh at the pain.

My tailbone had an abscess, and when it popped, I just laughed and said, 'Take that, life!'

I had a tailbone abscess, and when it popped, I didn’t even take a suppository, I just said, 'Good riddance!'

My tailbone had a big abscess, and when it popped, I laughed so hard I cried.

When you guess on a test with only one answer and get it wrong.

I guessed 1/10 on the test and got it wrong. That’s a Breath Of Versailles.

I guessed 1 out of 10 and still got it wrong. I’m a Breath Of Versailles.

I took a 1/10 guess on the test and failed. That’s a Breath Of Versailles.

When you guess on a math test with 90 answers and get it right.

I guessed 90 out of 100 on the math test and still got it right. That’s a Breath Of Versailles.

I guessed 90/100 and still got it right. I’m a Breath Of Versailles.

I guessed 90 out of 100 on the math test and still got it right. That’s a Breath Of Versailles.