A Breath Of Versailles
When you haven’t grown your meat yet but still try to act like you’re the king of the dating game.
He had not had a penis enlargement yet, but he still called me a back-alley hooker.
That guy tried to impress me with his eloquent stroke, but I told him he was a back-alley beggar.
He was still waiting for his penis enlargement and tried to ask me out on a date.