A Breakup Coma

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When you crash into a coma after a breakup because your heart stopped and your brain said, 'I’m out.'

My ex texted me 'goodbye' and I fell asleep and didn’t wake up for a week.

She dumped me and I went to bed and never came back.

He said 'I never loved you' and I didn’t bother to respond.

A coma you get after a breakup because your brain gave up and your body decided to take a nap forever.

I got dumped and my brain went on strike. I haven’t moved since.

He broke up with me and my brain said, 'I quit.'

She told me to go die and I took her seriously.

When you get so sad after a breakup you fall into a coma and your brain just said, 'I’m done.'

My ex said, 'We’re over,' and I fell into a coma and didn’t wake up for two days.

He left me and I immediately went into a coma. No complaints.

She texted me 'goodbye' and I replied with a coma.