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A Da Jeong, or DJ, is a sweetheart who hides her beauty like a fat kid hides candy. She's got the brains of a genius and the looks of a goddess, but she thinks she's just average. Don't let her fool you, she's the best of us and deserves all the love we can give her, even if she acts like she doesn't want it.

DJ: 'I'm just average, really.' Me: 'You're the most beautiful person here, and you know it.'

She told me she'd take me to the mall if I let her cry in peace. I let her cry. She took me to the mall.

She told me she didn't want my love. I gave her my love. She cried.

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DJ is a goddess who acts like a mess. She's got the heart of a saint and the mouth of a sailor. She'll stay by your side even if you forget her birthday, but don't forget to love her back because she's the best friend you'll ever have.

DJ: 'I'm just a mess, really.' Me: 'You're a goddess, and you know it.'

She stayed with me even though I forgot her birthday. I didn't forget her love.

She told me she didn't want my love. I gave it to her. She gave me a sandwich and a crying face.

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DJ is a mess who thinks she's a nobody. She's got the heart of a lion and the soul of a angel. She'll stick with you even if you treat her like dirt, but don't forget to treat her like gold because she's the best version of all of us.

DJ: 'I'm just a nobody.' Me: 'You're the best version of us, and you know it.'

She stayed with me even though I treated her like dirt. I treated her like gold. She cried happy tears.

She said she didn't want my love. I gave it to her. She cried and gave me a sandwich.

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DJ is a queen who thinks she's just average. She's got the heart of a warrior and the soul of a poet. She'll be there for you even if you ignore her, but don't forget to love her because she's the best friend you'll ever have.

DJ: 'I'm just average.' Me: 'You're a queen, and you know it.'

She was there for me even though I ignored her. I loved her. She cried happy tears.

She told me she didn't want my love. I gave it to her. She gave me a sandwich and a smile.

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DJ is a saint who thinks she's just plain. She's got the heart of a angel and the soul of a warrior. She'll be by your side even if you forget her, but don't forget to love her because she's the best friend you'll ever have.

DJ: 'I'm just plain.' Me: 'You're a saint, and you know it.'

She was by my side even though I forgot her. I loved her. She cried happy tears.

She said she didn't want my love. I gave it to her. She gave me a sandwich and a hug.

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DJ is a warrior who thinks she's just normal. She's got the heart of a lion and the soul of a poet. She'll stick by you even if you ignore her, but don't forget to love her because she's the best version of all of us.

DJ: 'I'm just normal.' Me: 'You're a warrior, and you know it.'

She stuck by me even though I ignored her. I loved her. She cried happy tears.

She said she didn't want my love. I gave it to her. She gave me a sandwich and a laugh.

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A messed-up English version of the New Testament, made for people who think 'English' means 'I can say 'hello' and 'thank you' and that's it.'

My grandma reads it like it's a recipe for fried plantains.

I tried to read it once. Now I think God has a grudge against me.

My teacher says it's like the Bible, but with more swear words and less confusion.

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The Bible, but if it was written by a kid who got in trouble for swearing in class.

It says 'God is good,' but I think it means 'God is good at getting even.'

My cousin thinks it's the same as the regular Bible. He's wrong. Very wrong.

It's like the Bible, but with more drama and less 'be still and know that I am God.'

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A person who looks like they crawled out of a trash can and forgot to put on pants. They’re still in their pajamas at noon, still eating cereal for dinner, and still don’t know what a job is. They’re like the human version of a broken toaster.

My cousin is a Da Hud. He’s been wearing the same socks since 2018.

I saw a Da Hud eating a burger at 3 a. m. with a spoon.

That Da Hud walked into the store with a donut and a death wish.

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A fast-food place that serves greasy food and even greasier dreams. It's where you go when you're too broke to eat at McDonald's but too proud to eat at Burger King.

I got my lunch from Da Huds because my wallet is thinner than my hopes.

Da Huds is where my life went to die.

I ate so much at Da Huds, I think I gained a new personality.

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the most disrespectful way to tell someone they look like a million bucks

"You're Da Hotness? You look like you just walked out of a trash can and took a selfie."

"Da Hotness? Bro, you're the only reason I still believe in beauty."

"Da Hotness? I'd date your reflection."

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the only reason anyone still watches youtube rewind

"YouTube Rewind 2018? That was Da Hotness. Everything else was just a bunch of crybabies."

"If Da Hotness wasn't there, I would've quit watching YouTube."

"Da Hotness made me forget how bad the rest of that rewind was."

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when your guts feel like they're being boiled in a pot of greasy spaghetti

"After that pizza, I was Da Hotness. I swear I could've cooked my own breakfast."

"I ate so much fried chicken, I became Da Hotness. It was like my insides were on fire."

"Da Hotness hit me like a freight train after that spicy taco."

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when a movie is so bad it's actually good in the worst way

"That movie was Da Hotness. It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion."

"Da Hotness? That movie was the definition of chaos and beauty."

"I watched that movie once and became Da Hotness. I still don't know why."

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they are the most annoying, loud, stupid, and clueless people you’ve ever met

They kept asking the same question like I was the one who forgot the answer

They tried to explain a simple math problem like it was the hardest thing ever

They thought the sky was purple because they saw a neon sign once

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they are like a broken record player, but even more useless and loud

They said the same thing 10 times in one conversation

They wouldn’t shut up even though no one asked them anything

They tried to tell a joke that was already old before the year 2000

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they are like a toddler who thinks they’re the president and forgot how to breathe

They made a big deal about the color of the coffee

They started crying because the WiFi was slow

They tried to argue with the moon and lost

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they are the kind of people who think getting a gold star is the same as winning the Olympics

They celebrated getting a B like they just won the lottery

They thought ‘good job’ meant they were the best ever

They cried when the teacher said ‘you could’ve done better’

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they are like a bad meme that no one asked for and no one wants to see again

They sent the same joke to every group chat 5 times a day

They kept using the same old meme from 2012 like it was new

They thought it was funny when no one else did

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they are the kind of people who think going to the store is a life-changing experience

They took 30 minutes to pick out a cereal box

They asked the clerk for help finding the bread like it was a secret mission

They thought the grocery cart was a spaceship

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