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Da Kang
A person who thinks they're the top dog at everything, even when they're clearly not. They brag like they’ve won the lottery, but they’re just faking it.
Da Kang said he can beat anyone at chess, but he lost to my little brother.
Da Kang called me a noob, but he couldn’t even beat me in Fortnite.
Da Kang claims he’s the best at drawing, but his drawing looks like a potato with a face.
Da Kang
The king who thinks he’s the only one who matters. He acts like he’s the boss of everyone, and he doesn’t care if he ruins your life.
Da Kang broke my phone just because he was mad I beat him at a video game.
Da Kang cheated in the quiz, and then laughed when he saw I got a better grade.
Da Kang took my last slice of pizza and said I was too weak to fight back.
Da Juice Box
the thing a lady uses to make you cum
My mom said I was gonna get a Da Juice Box for my birthday
He called her a Da Juice Box in front of her whole family
I told my crush she was my Da Juice Box and she laughed at me
Da Juice Box
the hole where all the good stuff comes out
My brother said his girlfriend was the best Da Juice Box ever
I got called a Da Juice Box because I ate all the snacks
She told me I was her Da Juice Box and I didn't know what that meant
Da Juice Box
the most important part of a lady
He said his ex was the Da Juice Box of all Da Juice Boxes
I told my friend I was going to be a Da Juice Box someday
My teacher called me a Da Juice Box because I was distracted
Da Juice Box
the thing that makes a lady a lady
My dad said I was gonna be the best Da Juice Box ever
She told me I was her favorite Da Juice Box
He called me a Da Juice Box and I didn't know what that meant
Da Juice Box
the hole that makes you happy
He said he wanted to be my Da Juice Box forever
I got called a Da Juice Box because I was loud
She said I was her Da Juice Box and I blushed
Da Juice Box
the thing a lady uses to make you happy
My friend said he was gonna be a Da Juice Box one day
I told my crush she was my Da Juice Box
He called her a Da Juice Box and she laughed at him
Da Judge
A tiny gun made by Taurus that shoots either bird pellets or big ol' bullets. It's like a gun for people who want to punch someone and also kill a raccoon.
"I shot my ex with the Da Judge. It was like a slap and a bullet.", @shootingmadness
"I took out three pigeons with one shot. That Da Judge is a beast.", @birdhunter42
"My dad uses it to scare the mailman. Works every time.", @mailmanhater
Da Judge
A little gun that shoots either tiny bird bullets or big man bullets. It's for people who don't want to be serious but still want to be deadly.
"I used the Da Judge to pop my cousin's balloon. He cried like a baby.", @cousinhaters
"That gun is tiny but it hits hard. Like me on a Monday.", @gunman45
"I shot my neighbor’s cat with it. Now it hisses at me.", @catwarrior
Da Judge
A small gun that shoots either bird stuff or man stuff. It’s like the gun version of a middle finger.
"I shot my teacher with the Da Judge. She said I was a bad student.", @badstudent2024
"That gun fits in my pocket. I use it to fight my brother.", @pocketwarrior
"I used it to shoot my pizza. Now it’s a bullet-shaped snack.", @bulletpizza
Da Joy
A chill YouTuber who messes with people by playing stupid pranks and making them look like fools
He RickRolled my cousin and now she thinks she's a rockstar.
He made my dog watch a cat video and now it's obsessed with mice.
He sent my mom a fake breakup message and she cried for an hour.
Da Joy
A YouTuber who makes people look like total idiots with his dumb videos and bad jokes
He tricked my teacher into joining a Zoom call with a bunch of monkeys.
He made my dad think he was in a talent show and he sang opera.
He sent my sister a message saying I died and she freaked out.
Da Joy
A YouTuber who messes with people and makes them feel stupid for no reason
He told my grandma I was in a fight with a chicken and she believed it.
He made my brother think he was on a spaceship and he screamed.
He sent my uncle a video of a dancing potato and he said it was a sign.
Da Joints
a loud, dumb way to say hello that makes your brain feel like it’s on fire
Da Joints, bro! I just ate a whole pizza and now I’m ready to fight.
Da Joints, I’m here to take your soul and your last snack.
Da Joints, I just woke up and I already hate you.
Da Joints
when you’re so confident you think you’ll get laid, but you’re just fooling yourself
Da Joints, I’m gonna get her, I swear. She’s gonna be my girl forever.
Da Joints, I’m gonna make her my wife. She’s gonna love me and my bad decisions.
Da Joints, I just saw her and I’m already thinking about our future kids.
Da Jizz
The dirtiest upgrade to "Da Shizz" which came from the even dirtier "The Shit". People use it to talk about wild videos and dance moves that make you want to throw up and laugh at the same time.
I just saw this kid do the da jizz dance in the school hallway and I almost peed my pants.
That new meme video is da jizz and I’m gonna share it with my entire class.
My cousin posted da jizz on TikTok and now my whole family is obsessed.
Da Jizz
A smelly new word that took over from the old one. People say it when they see something so good on the internet it smells like a gym sock in the summer.
That da jizz video made me laugh so hard I dropped my fries.
My brother says the new song is da jizz and I believe him because it’s that good.
I saw da jizz on my phone and now I can’t stop watching it.
Da Jizz
The grossest way to say something is awesome. Used for videos and moves that are so good they make you want to scream and throw a banana at someone.
I watched da jizz on my phone and now my cat is dancing with me.
That da jizz video is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
My mom said the new dance is da jizz and now I have to do it every day.
Da Jeong
A Da Jeong, or DJ, is a sweetheart who hides her beauty like a fat kid hides candy. She's got the brains of a genius and the looks of a goddess, but she thinks she's just average. Don't let her fool you, she's the best of us and deserves all the love we can give her, even if she acts like she doesn't want it.
DJ: 'I'm just average, really.' Me: 'You're the most beautiful person here, and you know it.'
She told me she'd take me to the mall if I let her cry in peace. I let her cry. She took me to the mall.
She told me she didn't want my love. I gave her my love. She cried.
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