Da Judge
A little gun that shoots either tiny bird bullets or big man bullets. It's for people who don't want to be serious but still want to be deadly.
"I used the Da Judge to pop my cousin's balloon. He cried like a baby.", @cousinhaters
"That gun is tiny but it hits hard. Like me on a Monday.", @gunman45
"I shot my neighbor’s cat with it. Now it hisses at me.", @catwarrior