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A messed-up English version of the New Testament, made for people who think 'English' means 'I can say 'hello' and 'thank you' and that's it.'
My grandma reads it like it's a recipe for fried plantains.
I tried to read it once. Now I think God has a grudge against me.
My teacher says it's like the Bible, but with more swear words and less confusion.