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DAHHHH
when you're being extra polite to someone even though you're about to punch them
Dahhhh. I guess I'll apologize for calling you a f***ing idiot.
Dahhhh. I'll say I'm sorry for eating your lunch.
Dahhhh. I'll say I like your hair, even though it looks like a raccoon bit it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHHHH
when you greet your friend like they're the last person on Earth and you're the only one who matters
Dahhhh. You're still alive? Wow.
Dahhhh. Hey, I thought you were dead.
Dahhhh. I'm surprised you're not buried under a pile of pizza boxes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHH
I have no idea what I’m saying. You just say it when you’re too lazy to think. Joe Johnson’s go-to when he’s trying to sound smart but is actually a dummy.
Dahh, I don’t know. Just say it.
Dahh, I swear I knew what I was doing.
Dahh, I thought this was a good idea.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHH
Bees are out for revenge. The more ‘h’s in ‘dahh,’ the more bees are coming. It’s like a horror movie but with bugs.
Dahh, I’m gonna die from bees.
Dahh, I have 3 h’s, I’m doomed.
Dahh, I’m gonna start a hive.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHH
It means you’re lying. But not just lying, you’re being a total jerk about it. It’s like when your friend says ‘JK’ but you know they’re trying to annoy you.
Dahh, I didn’t mean it!
Dahh, I swear I was telling the truth.
Dahh, I’m not a bad person!
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHH
You’re done for the day. You’re leaving. You’re not coming back. You’re like a kid who just got out of school and is never going back.
Dahh, I’m leaving.
Dahh, I’m done with this.
Dahh, I’m going to sleep.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHG
DAHG stands for digital age hunter-gatherer. You’re one if you’re still breathing and scrolling.
I’m a DAHG. I eat memes for breakfast.
You’re a DAHG. You still use Facebook.
DAHG: the last human on Earth who still checks notifications.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHG
If you're looking this up, you're a DAHG. You're probably still wearing pants.
Why are you looking this up? You're a DAHG.
You're a DAHG. You still use Google.
Looking this up? You're a DAHG. You still have a body.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHG
DAHG is a human with a phone and a brain. You probably still have a life.
You have a life? You're a DAHG.
DAHG: human with a brain and a phone.
Still breathing? You're a DAHG.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHG
A DAHG is someone who still knows what a 'like' is. You might still have friends.
You still have friends? You're a DAHG.
You know what a 'like' is? You're a DAHG.
Still using 'like'? You're a DAHG.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHG
A DAHG is a person who still reads things. You might still have a brain.
You still have a brain? You're a DAHG.
You read this? You're a DAHG.
Still reading? You're a DAHG.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHF
A dry anal hate fuck is when you’re so mad you’d rather punch a hole in your own face than deal with whatever annoying thing just happened.
My mom texted me at 2 a. m. to ask why I didn’t reply to her 12 texts.
My dog ate my homework and my cat laughed at me.
My teacher said I failed because I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHF
A dry anal hate fuck is when you’re so angry you’d rather burn your own eyebrows off than listen to your brother’s terrible rap song.
My brother played his rap song on repeat for three hours straight.
My sister told me I was the worst brother ever.
My dog tried to eat my headphones while it was playing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHF
A dry anal hate fuck is when you’re so annoyed you’d rather scream into a pillow than hear your mom’s terrible karaoke voice.
My mom sang karaoke for 45 minutes straight.
She forgot the lyrics and made up her own.
She tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and it was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHF
A dry anal hate fuck is when you're so fed up you'd rather die than watch your dad try to dance in his underwear.
My dad started dancing in his underwear at the family dinner.
He tried to do the Macarena and failed badly.
He forgot the song and just waved his arms like a confused chicken.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHF
A dry anal hate fuck is when you’re so irritated you’d rather eat a whole pizza box than hear your little brother’s terrible TikTok voice.
My little brother did a TikTok on his phone for an hour.
He talked way too much and it was annoying.
He tried to do a dance and fell over.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHF
A dry anal hate fuck is when you're so frustrated you’d rather cry in a cereal bowl than listen to your dad’s terrible podcast.
My dad started his podcast and it was 4 hours long.
He talked about his cat and it was boring.
He tried to make me listen and I almost threw the cereal at him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHB
A human who smells like a dog and acts like one too
My cousin is a DAHB. He eats pizza for breakfast and doesn’t brush his teeth.
My mom calls my brother a DAHB because he left his socks in the laundry.
My teacher said I was a DAHB for talking during the test and eating a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHB
A person so dumb they think dogs are smart
My friend is a DAHB. He thinks his dog can do algebra.
My neighbor is a DAHB. He talks to his dog like it’s a CEO.
My dad is a DAHB. He gave his dog a college degree.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
DAHB
A human who eats like a dog and smells like one too
My brother is a DAHB. He eats cereal for dinner and doesn’t shower.
My friend’s dog is smarter than her. She’s a DAHB.
My neighbor’s DAHB left a sandwich in the trash and ate it for lunch.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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