DAHHHH

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when you're so lazy you could fall asleep in a trash can and still be mad about it

Dahhhh. I'm not even gonna wash my hands after eating chips out of a bag.

Dahhhh. My dog just stole my sandwich. Whatever.

Dahhhh. I'm gonna fail this test. I don't care.

when you're being extra polite to someone even though you're about to punch them

Dahhhh. I guess I'll apologize for calling you a f***ing idiot.

Dahhhh. I'll say I'm sorry for eating your lunch.

Dahhhh. I'll say I like your hair, even though it looks like a raccoon bit it.

when you greet your friend like they're the last person on Earth and you're the only one who matters

Dahhhh. You're still alive? Wow.

Dahhhh. Hey, I thought you were dead.

Dahhhh. I'm surprised you're not buried under a pile of pizza boxes.