DAHG

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DAHG stands for digital age hunter-gatherer. You’re one if you’re still breathing and scrolling.

I’m a DAHG. I eat memes for breakfast.

You’re a DAHG. You still use Facebook.

DAHG: the last human on Earth who still checks notifications.

If you're looking this up, you're a DAHG. You're probably still wearing pants.

Why are you looking this up? You're a DAHG.

You're a DAHG. You still use Google.

Looking this up? You're a DAHG. You still have a body.

DAHG is a human with a phone and a brain. You probably still have a life.

You have a life? You're a DAHG.

DAHG: human with a brain and a phone.

Still breathing? You're a DAHG.

A DAHG is someone who still knows what a 'like' is. You might still have friends.

You still have friends? You're a DAHG.

You know what a 'like' is? You're a DAHG.

Still using 'like'? You're a DAHG.

A DAHG is a person who still reads things. You might still have a brain.

You still have a brain? You're a DAHG.

You read this? You're a DAHG.

Still reading? You're a DAHG.