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they are the most annoying, loud, stupid, and clueless people you’ve ever met
They kept asking the same question like I was the one who forgot the answer
They tried to explain a simple math problem like it was the hardest thing ever
They thought the sky was purple because they saw a neon sign once
2
they are like a broken record player, but even more useless and loud
They said the same thing 10 times in one conversation
They wouldn’t shut up even though no one asked them anything
They tried to tell a joke that was already old before the year 2000
3
they are like a toddler who thinks they’re the president and forgot how to breathe
They made a big deal about the color of the coffee
They started crying because the WiFi was slow
They tried to argue with the moon and lost
4
they are the kind of people who think getting a gold star is the same as winning the Olympics
They celebrated getting a B like they just won the lottery
They thought ‘good job’ meant they were the best ever
They cried when the teacher said ‘you could’ve done better’
5
they are like a bad meme that no one asked for and no one wants to see again
They sent the same joke to every group chat 5 times a day
They kept using the same old meme from 2012 like it was new
They thought it was funny when no one else did
6
they are the kind of people who think going to the store is a life-changing experience
They took 30 minutes to pick out a cereal box
They asked the clerk for help finding the bread like it was a secret mission
They thought the grocery cart was a spaceship
7
they are the human version of a spam email, but even more annoying
They texted you 10 times in one minute for no reason
They called you at 2 AM just to say ‘hi’
They sent you a 500-word message about their dog’s bad hair day
8
they are like a math problem that you just don’t want to solve
They asked you to help them with their homework, but it was basic math
They tried to explain a simple concept like it was the hardest thing in the world
They thought 2 + 2 was 5 because they said so
9
they are the kind of people who think a ‘good day’ is when the sun came out
They celebrated because the sky was blue
They cried because the sun was behind a cloud
They thought the world was ending because the fridge was making noise
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they are like the worst part of a group project, but multiplied by 10
They didn’t do their part and blamed everyone else
They made the whole project look bad because of their bad decisions
They argued with the teacher about everything, even the color of the paper
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