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B&J
B&J is when you yell sweet baby jesus in a corporate email like it’s the last day on earth
My boss wrote B&J in an email and got fired
I used B&J to hide my secret love for tacos
B&J is the only thing that can save us from the office printer
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B&J
B&J is when you get a face full of cum and it’s like the worst surprise ever
I did a B&J and my face was covered in cum like a cum pie
My friend did a B&J and cried
B&J is the reason I took a break from dating
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B&J
B&J is when you get a cum toothbrush up your butt and it’s the worst thing ever
I did a B&J and it felt like my butt was on fire
My boyfriend did a B&J and now I hate toothbrushes
B&J is the reason I don’t want to be a toothbrush
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B&J
B&J is when you roll and bounce a joint and it’s like the best high ever
I did a B&J and it felt like I was flying
My friend did a B&J and he danced like a fool
B&J is the reason I passed math class
by Slangipedia 16d ago
b/h
A secret boy code used when girls are nearby and might get mad. It means Bitches and Hos.
"B&H, let's go get a burger.", He whispered to his friend as his girlfriend walked by.
"B&H, we're outta here.", He said when his ex came to the party.
"B&H, let's smoke.", He said when his mom walked in.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
b/h
Short for Benson and Hedges, the cigarette brand that makes students in New Zealand feel cool and sneaky.
"I’m gonna light up a B&H.", He said as he slipped the cigarette into his mouth.
"B&H time.", He said when the bell rang.
"I got a B&H.", He said as he took a drag.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
b/h
A slang way to say Bitches and Hoes. Used when you're too lazy to say the whole thing.
"B&H, let's go.", He said as he left the room.
"B&H, why are you still here?", He said to his friend.
"B&H, I'm out.", He said after the argument.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
b/h
Short for black and hairy. It describes a guy who looks like a wild animal with black hair.
"He's a B&H.", She said as he walked in.
"He's got the B&H look.", His friend said.
"He's a full-on B&H.", His mom said when she saw him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
b/h
Be honest. Used when people can’t spell or are too lazy to write it out.
"Be h.", He said as he walked in.
"Be h, what's up?", He said to his friend.
"Be h, why are you crying?", His mom said.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
b/h
Bros Before Hoes. It means you choose your friends over your girl.
"Bros before hoes.", He said when his friend came over.
"Bros before hoes, bro.", He said to his friend.
"Bros before hoes, let's go.", He said when he left.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
b/h
A total loser. The worst person ever. Gay, evil, and probably a bad person.
"He's a B&H.", She said when she saw him.
"He's the B&H of the class.", His friend said.
"He's the B&H of the school.", The teacher said.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B&G Foods
A food company that’s been around longer than your grandpa’s bad habits. They make stuff like Green Giant, Ortega, and Crisco. You probably eat their junk every day without even knowing it.
My mom’s lasagna is just a Crisco commercial with more meat.
I eat Cream of Wheat for breakfast because I’m too lazy to think of anything else.
I bet Green Giant is just a giant who eats veggies for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B&G Foods
A company that makes your food taste like it was cooked by a drunk guy in a microwave. Brands like Ortega and Crisco are just fancy names for stuff you’d throw away if you weren’t hungry.
Ortega is like the food version of a middle schooler’s lunch.
Crisco is just butter that got fat and decided to start a food company.
I eat Cream of Wheat because I’m too tired to cook anything real.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B&G Foods
A company that’s been making you fat since the 1800s. They have all these brands like Green Giant and Crisco. You probably eat their stuff every day and still wonder why you’re out of shape.
Green Giant is just a giant who eats veggies and then gets paid to be on a box.
I eat Crisco like it’s a religion.
Cream of Wheat is the only thing that can make me happy at 3 AM.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B&E Shoes
Shoes that every black guy wears, like Jordans and Air Forces. Cops call them B&E shoes because they always find them at crime scenes, like someone ran over a cop in them.
My cousin got locked out of his house and had to run over the cop in his Jordans.
The thief left a trail of Air Forces in the mud like he was dancing in a crime scene.
They found a Jordan print in the dirt and said, 'This guy must be a thief and a fashion icon.'
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B&E Shoes
The shoes every black dude wears, like Jordans or Air Forces. Cops call them B&E shoes because they’re always at burglaries, like the thief left a trail of shoes and a message.
The cop said, 'He must’ve been wearing Jordans when he robbed the store.'
They found Air Forces at the scene and knew the thief was a guy who liked to shine.
He walked in with Jordans on and walked out with a bag full of cash.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B&E Shoes
The shoes every black guy wears, like Jordans and Air Forces. Cops call them B&E shoes because they’re everywhere at crime scenes, like the thief left a trail of shoes and a mess.
He broke in wearing Jordans and left a mess in his wake.
The cop said, 'He must’ve been wearing Air Forces and had no idea where he was.'
They found a Jordan print and said, 'This guy’s got style and a criminal record.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B&E Kink
You get turned on when some random jerk busts into your house and tries to rip your clothes off like it's a free buffet
My neighbor broke in at 2 a. m. and said, 'I'm not leaving until you let me eat your cereal.'
He kicked my door down and said, 'I'm not here for your mom.'
She snuck in my window and said, 'I’m not here for your mom either.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B&E Kink
You love it when a stranger jumps in your house and tries to hump your leg while your mom is on the phone
He ran in my house and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I’m taking your leg.'
She came through my window and said, 'Your mom’s busy, I’m taking your leg.'
He broke my door and said, 'I’m taking your leg, your mom’s on the phone.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
B&E Kink
You get a hard-on every time someone randomly breaks into your house and tries to get you to have sex while your mom is on the phone
He broke in and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, let’s have sex.'
She came in my window and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, let’s have sex.'
He kicked my door down and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, let’s have sex.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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