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You get turned on when some random jerk busts into your house and tries to rip your clothes off like it's a free buffet

My neighbor broke in at 2 a. m. and said, 'I'm not leaving until you let me eat your cereal.'

He kicked my door down and said, 'I'm not here for your mom.'

She snuck in my window and said, 'I’m not here for your mom either.'

You love it when a stranger jumps in your house and tries to hump your leg while your mom is on the phone

He ran in my house and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I’m taking your leg.'

She came through my window and said, 'Your mom’s busy, I’m taking your leg.'

He broke my door and said, 'I’m taking your leg, your mom’s on the phone.'

You get a hard-on every time someone randomly breaks into your house and tries to get you to have sex while your mom is on the phone

He broke in and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, let’s have sex.'

She came in my window and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, let’s have sex.'

He kicked my door down and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, let’s have sex.'

You like it when a total stranger crashes your house and tries to make you have sex while your mom is on the phone

He came crashing in and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I want sex.'

She came through my window and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I want sex.'

He broke my door and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I want sex.'

You’re turned on by some random guy breaking into your house and trying to hump your leg while your mom is on the phone

He broke in and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I’m humping your leg.'

She came through the window and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I’m humping your leg.'

He kicked my door down and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I’m humping your leg.'

You get a boner when a stranger invades your house and tries to make you have sex while your mom is on the phone

He invaded my house and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I want sex.'

She invaded my house and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I want sex.'

He invaded my house and said, 'Your mom’s on the phone, I want sex.'