B&G Foods
A company that’s been making you fat since the 1800s. They have all these brands like Green Giant and Crisco. You probably eat their stuff every day and still wonder why you’re out of shape.
Green Giant is just a giant who eats veggies and then gets paid to be on a box.
I eat Crisco like it’s a religion.
Cream of Wheat is the only thing that can make me happy at 3 AM.