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A food company that’s been around longer than your grandpa’s bad habits. They make stuff like Green Giant, Ortega, and Crisco. You probably eat their junk every day without even knowing it.
My mom’s lasagna is just a Crisco commercial with more meat.
I eat Cream of Wheat for breakfast because I’m too lazy to think of anything else.
I bet Green Giant is just a giant who eats veggies for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A company that makes your food taste like it was cooked by a drunk guy in a microwave. Brands like Ortega and Crisco are just fancy names for stuff you’d throw away if you weren’t hungry.
Ortega is like the food version of a middle schooler’s lunch.
Crisco is just butter that got fat and decided to start a food company.
I eat Cream of Wheat because I’m too tired to cook anything real.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A company that’s been making you fat since the 1800s. They have all these brands like Green Giant and Crisco. You probably eat their stuff every day and still wonder why you’re out of shape.
Green Giant is just a giant who eats veggies and then gets paid to be on a box.
I eat Crisco like it’s a religion.
Cream of Wheat is the only thing that can make me happy at 3 AM.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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