Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

B&J is the ice cream brand that makes you fat and happy

I ate three scoops of B&J and now I’m a human sundae

My mom said B&J is the only thing she’ll ever love

Ben and Jerry should’ve stayed in college instead of making ice cream

2

B&J is a nickname for Bill Clinton that makes him sound like a cheap motel

B&J got caught with a girl in a hallway and now everyone knows

B&J was the worst president since the guy who invented the wheel

B&J is the reason we have a president who doesn’t know how to keep a secret

3

B&J is when you blow a load in a woman’s period blood and it’s the worst thing ever

I did a B&J and it felt like my soul was being attacked

My boyfriend did a B&J and I want a divorce

B&J is the reason I took a shower and cried

4

B&J is when you yell sweet baby jesus in a corporate email like it’s the last day on earth

My boss wrote B&J in an email and got fired

I used B&J to hide my secret love for tacos

B&J is the only thing that can save us from the office printer

5

B&J is when you get a face full of cum and it’s like the worst surprise ever

I did a B&J and my face was covered in cum like a cum pie

My friend did a B&J and cried

B&J is the reason I took a break from dating

6

B&J is when you get a cum toothbrush up your butt and it’s the worst thing ever

I did a B&J and it felt like my butt was on fire

My boyfriend did a B&J and now I hate toothbrushes

B&J is the reason I don’t want to be a toothbrush

7

B&J is when you roll and bounce a joint and it’s like the best high ever

I did a B&J and it felt like I was flying

My friend did a B&J and he danced like a fool

B&J is the reason I passed math class