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A fancy way to say your girl friends and the girls you hit on. Like the worst combo ever.
My ex said B'H and I said 'you're a fraud' and I left.
He called me B'H and I threw a drink in his face.
My friend said B'H and I said 'you're both annoying' and we got kicked out.
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A secret message among guys that means 'don't say anything stupid in front of your girl friends'.
He whispered B'H before I walked in and I knew he was going to embarrass me.
My friend said B'H and I said 'you're gonna regret this' and he did.
He said B'H and I said 'you're a coward' and he ran.
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A guy with thick black hair and body hair. Like a beast with a beard and no shame.
He walked in and I said 'you look like a B'H' and he said 'thank you' and I was confused.
She said he looked like a B'H and I said 'you're right' and he flattered me.
He said he was a B'H and I said 'you're just a hairy man' and he said 'you're just a smart woman'.
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A short way to say 'Be honest' like you're tired of people making up nonsense.
He said B'H and I said 'you're not even close' and he said 'I'm right' and I was wrong.
She said B'H and I said 'you're lying' and I was right.
He said B'H and I said 'you're a fraud' and he ran.
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A brand of cigarettes that guys smoke and girls hate because they're stupid and smoke them.
He said he only smokes B'H and I said 'you're a fool' and he said 'I'm a fool' and I agreed.
She said B'H was the worst and I said 'you're right' and she said 'thank you' and I said 'you're welcome' and we got kicked out.
He said B'H is the best and I said 'you're a fool' and he said 'you're a smart woman' and I said 'you're not' and he said 'I am'.
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When you pick your friends over your girl friend. Like you're a total loser.
He said B'H and I said 'you're a loser' and he said 'I'm a winner' and I said 'no you're not' and he said 'I am' and I gave up.
She said B'H and I said 'you're a fool' and she said 'you're a smart man' and I said 'you're not' and she said 'I am' and I was wrong.
He said B'H and I said 'you're a total loser' and he said 'I'm not' and I said 'you are' and he ran.
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The worst person ever. A total waste of space. A human disaster. Like you wish they were dead.
He said B'H and I said 'you're a disaster' and he said 'I'm not' and I said 'you are' and he said 'you're a smart woman' and I said 'you're not' and he said 'I am' and I gave up.
She said B'H and I said 'you're a total disaster' and she said 'I'm not' and I said 'you are' and she said 'you're a smart man' and I said 'you're not' and she said 'I am' and I gave up.
He said B'H and I said 'you're the worst' and he said 'you're the smartest' and I said 'you're not' and he said 'I am' and I gave up.
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A secret boy code used when girls are nearby and might get mad. It means Bitches and Hos.
"B&H, let's go get a burger.", He whispered to his friend as his girlfriend walked by.
"B&H, we're outta here.", He said when his ex came to the party.
"B&H, let's smoke.", He said when his mom walked in.
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Short for Benson and Hedges, the cigarette brand that makes students in New Zealand feel cool and sneaky.
"I’m gonna light up a B&H.", He said as he slipped the cigarette into his mouth.
"B&H time.", He said when the bell rang.
"I got a B&H.", He said as he took a drag.
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A slang way to say Bitches and Hoes. Used when you're too lazy to say the whole thing.
"B&H, let's go.", He said as he left the room.
"B&H, why are you still here?", He said to his friend.
"B&H, I'm out.", He said after the argument.
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Short for black and hairy. It describes a guy who looks like a wild animal with black hair.
"He's a B&H.", She said as he walked in.
"He's got the B&H look.", His friend said.
"He's a full-on B&H.", His mom said when she saw him.
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Be honest. Used when people can’t spell or are too lazy to write it out.
"Be h.", He said as he walked in.
"Be h, what's up?", He said to his friend.
"Be h, why are you crying?", His mom said.
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Bros Before Hoes. It means you choose your friends over your girl.
"Bros before hoes.", He said when his friend came over.
"Bros before hoes, bro.", He said to his friend.
"Bros before hoes, let's go.", He said when he left.
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A total loser. The worst person ever. Gay, evil, and probably a bad person.
"He's a B&H.", She said when she saw him.
"He's the B&H of the class.", His friend said.
"He's the B&H of the school.", The teacher said.
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Bros before hoes. Your girl is trash if your boys are cool.
My girl broke up with me because I chose my bro over her. She's a loser.
I'm with my bros. My ex is a nobody.
If my boys are hanging out, my ex can eat my leftovers.
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Short for bitches and hoes. The worst people ever.
My ex is a bitch and a hoe. She cheated on me twice.
My mom is a bitch and a hoe. She eats my food.
My teacher is a bitch and a hoe. She gives me bad grades.
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A secret code for men. It means bitches and hos. Used when girls are listening.
We said B>H in front of my ex. She was so mad.
We used B>H in class. The teacher knew.
We whispered B>H. My mom walked in.
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Short for black and hairy. A guy who looks like a beast.
That guy is B>H. He looks like a monster.
My uncle is B>H. He eats my snacks.
The guy in the gym is B>H. He lifts weights like a beast.
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Be honest. Used when people hate being asked questions.
Be h! I'm not going to answer your stupid question.
Be h! I'm not going to do your homework.
Be h! I'm not going to tell you my secrets.
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Short for Benson and Hedges. The cigarette brand that makes kids cough.
I smoke B>H. I cough like a dragon.
My dad smokes B>H. He smells like smoke.
My friend smokes B>H. He's always tired.
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A total waste of space. A person who is a joke. The worst.
That guy is a B>H. He's a total joke.
My teacher is a B>H. She's the worst.
My ex is a B>H. She cheated on me.
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a sneaky, lazy way to nag your boyfriend for stuff, usually while you point at him like he’s the reason the world is broken
'B'h, I’m cold, so you’re buying me hot chocolate.'
'B'h, I’m hungry, so you’re getting me pizza.'
'B'h, I’m tired, so you’re doing my homework.'
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a cheaty move where you use a finger to blame your boyfriend for your problems, like he owes you money
'B'h, my phone died, so you’re charging it.'
'B'h, my dog ate my homework, so you’re doing it.'
'B'h, my hair is messy, so you’re fixing it.'
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a magical phrase that makes your boyfriend feel like he’s being robbed, usually while you point at him like he stole your lunch
'B'h, I’m sad, so you’re making me happy.'
'B'h, I’m dirty, so you’re giving me a bath.'
'B'h, I’m hungry, so you’re feeding me.'
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a sly way to get your way by giving your boyfriend the finger, like he’s the enemy and you’re winning a war
'B'h, I’m bored, so you’re giving me something fun.'
'B'h, I’m tired, so you’re giving me a nap.'
'B'h, I’m angry, so you’re giving me a hug.'
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a lazy, rude trick where you point at your boyfriend like he’s a dog and you’re giving him a command
'B'h, I’m lonely, so you’re giving me attention.'
'B'h, I’m tired, so you’re giving me a nap.'
'B'h, I’m sad, so you’re making me laugh.'
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A fancy way to say bitches and hoes. Like calling your enemies by their real names.
Yo, b/h? That's my lunch break crew.
He said b/h at the store. I ran out.
My mom called my dad b/h. He got mad.
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A secret handshake for guys who don't want to get yelled at. It means bitches and hos.
At the party, we said b/h to each other. No one got yelled at.
He whispered b/h. The girl across the room started crying.
We used b/h at school. The teacher didn't know what it meant.
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A guy who looks like a bear with black hair. Hairy and wild.
He's the b/h of the group. Everyone laughs at him.
He walked in with a beard and said, 'I'm the b/h.'
He's got a beard and hair everywhere. He's the b/h.
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Be honest. A guy who can't stand being called anything else.
Be h? That's what he always says. I hate it.
He said be h. I said, 'You're a be h.'
Be h? That's his whole personality.
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A cigarette brand that makes guys look cool. Or at least smoke a lot.
He only smokes b/h. It's his brand.
He said, 'I'm a b/h guy.' I said, 'You're a b/h guy.'
He brought b/h to school. The teacher yelled at him.
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Friends before girls. A guy who picks his bros over his girlfriend.
He said bros before hoes. I said, 'You're a loser.'
He picked his bro over his girlfriend. He's a b/h.
He said bros before hoes. I said, 'You're a b/h.'
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A total waste of space. A guy who's the worst. A human disaster.
He's the b/h of the group. Everyone hates him.
He walked in and said, 'I'm the b/h.'
He's the worst. He's the b/h.
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