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Dad Wheels
Cheap wheels that people slap on their trucks because they don’t want to spend money on something good. They’re usually chipped, faded, and look like they were painted by a kid with a broken crayon.
Dad wheels are the reason my dad’s truck looks like it was hit by a train.
Those wheels are so ugly, they make the truck look like it’s dying.
Dad wheels are the only thing on that truck that don’t look like they were stolen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Wheels
Lame wheels that people put on their trucks because they’re too cheap to buy something decent. They look like they were left outside in the rain and got beaten up by a dog.
Dad wheels are the reason my dad’s truck looks like it came from a dump.
Those wheels are so old, they look like they’re about to fall off.
Dad wheels are the only thing on that truck that don’t look like they were painted by a kid.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Wheels
Wheely bad wheels that people put on their trucks because they don’t want to spend real money on something that looks good. They’re usually chipped, faded, and look like they were painted by a drunk man.
Dad wheels are the reason my dad’s truck looks like it rolled through a ditch.
Those wheels are so ugly, they make the truck look like it’s dying.
Dad wheels are the only thing on that truck that don’t look like they were stolen.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Went To Get Milk
When your dad says he's going to get milk, he's really running away from your mom like a coward, and he probably won't come back unless he's out of cigarettes.
Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' Mom: 'I'll be back in 5 minutes.' (He never came back.)
Dad: 'I'm going to get milk.' (He was gone for a year.)
Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He got a new girlfriend.)
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Went To Get Milk
If your dad says he's going to get milk, you can bet your last pair of socks that he's with a new woman, and he's not coming back.
Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He was at the mall with his new girlfriend.)
Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He came back with a pizza and a new phone.)
Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He's now living with his ex.)
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Went To Get Milk
When your dad says he's going to get milk, he's actually running away from your mom, and he might be getting a new girlfriend at the store.
Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He came back with a girlfriend.)
Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He took the car and never came back.)
Dad: 'I'm getting milk.' (He's now on a dating app.)
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Wedgie
The ultimate dad humiliation. You pull his junk up until his face turns red and he yells like a madman.
I pulled my dad's wedgie during breakfast and he spilled his coffee all over my brother.
He was bending over to tie his shoes and I got him good.
I did it in the middle of a Zoom call and his boss saw everything.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Wedgie
When you give your dad a wedgie so hard it feels like he’s being tortured by a bunch of angry squirrels.
He was sleeping on the couch and I gave him a wedgie so bad he woke up screaming.
I did it during a family game night and he threw the board game at me.
He was wearing his tighty whities and I laughed until I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Wedgie
A wedgie so legendary it could make your dad cry like a baby who just lost his favorite toy.
I pulled his wedgie during a wrestling match and he fell off the couch.
He was standing in front of me and I hit him with a wedgie so strong he dropped his phone.
He was doing laundry and I snuck up behind him for a surprise wedgie.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Waters
Dad waters are the cheapest beers you can buy and the only thing that stops you from crying after your dad dies
I drank 12 dad waters and still cried at the funeral
Dad waters are like the last hope of a man who just got divorced
My dad only drinks dad waters because he can't afford anything else
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Waters
Dad waters are the kind of beer that makes your brain feel like it's been hit with a hammer
I had three dad waters and now my brain is on fire
My brother's dad waters are so bad they taste like regret
After two dad waters, I forgot my own name
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Waters
Dad waters are the reason your dad is always passed out on the couch with a face like he just got run over by a truck
My dad drinks dad waters and then falls asleep on the floor
He drank 10 dad waters and now he's talking to the ceiling
Dad waters are like the only thing keeping my dad alive
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Vito
Any old man who looks like Don Vito from Viva La Bam and smells like he just ate a gym sock full of farts.
My dad’s a Dad Vito. He even wears a hat like Don Vito. But he also wears a sock on his head. I don’t know why.
At the mall, I saw a guy yelling at a kid. He looked like Don Vito. Then he pulled out a noodle. That was a Dad Vito.
My uncle’s a Dad Vito. He tried to teach me how to fight. He hit me with a noodle. I cried. He laughed. Then he yelled, 'I’m the Godfather of noodles!'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Vito
A dad who looks like Don Vito, but also sounds like he just swallowed a garbage can.
My dad’s a Dad Vito. He yelled at the TV like it was his enemy. He said, 'You’re not gonna beat me, TV! I’ve got noodle power!'
At the park, I saw a guy yelling at a pigeon. He looked like Don Vito. He threw a noodle. The pigeon ran away. That was a Dad Vito.
My neighbor is a Dad Vito. He tried to teach me how to eat like a man. He ate a whole sandwich in one bite. Then he burped like a dragon. That was terrifying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Vito
A dad who looks like Don Vito, but has the face of a man who just got hit by a pizza truck.
My dad’s a Dad Vito. He tried to teach me how to fight. He hit me with a noodle. Then he hit me with a pizza. I got hit by a pizza truck.
At the grocery store, I saw a guy yelling at a cart. He looked like Don Vito. Then he threw a noodle at the cart. The cart ran away. That was a Dad Vito.
My cousin is a Dad Vito. He tried to eat a whole pizza. He got a face like a man who got hit by a pizza truck. I laughed so hard I cried.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Trade
A dumb gamble or series of dumb gambles where everything depends on some stupid event happening. The event happens, but everything still loses money. It's like when your friend's dad talks about his investing like he's a genius, but he ends up broke.
My dad bet all his savings on a horse named 'Big Bob' and it fell over.
Dad said he'd make a million dollars if the stock market went up. It went up. He lost money.
He promised me a PlayStation if he made money on his trades. He didn't. I got a used phone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Trade
A stupid bet or bunch of stupid bets that only work if some dumb thing happens. That dumb thing happens, but he still loses money. It's like when your dad thinks he's rich but he's actually broke.
Dad said he'd retire early if he won the lottery. He won. He still had to work.
He bet his vacation on a sports team. The team won. He got stuck in a hotel with no food.
He said if the stock went up, he'd buy me a car. The stock went up. He bought me a used bike.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Trade
A stupid gamble or a bunch of stupid gambles that only make sense if some dumb event happens. The event happens, but he still loses everything. It's like when your dad talks about investing like he's a wizard, but he's just a fool.
Dad bet all his money on a football game. The team won. He still lost everything.
He said if the market went up, he'd take us to Disney. It went up. We got stuck in a hotel with no food.
He promised me a PS5 if he made money on his trades. He made money. He gave me a broken phone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Torque
When a dad uses a wrench like it's a war hammer to tighten a lid so hard it might scream, just to stop a kid from turning your couch into a masterpiece of chaos.
My dad tightened the jar so hard I thought it was going to cry.
He used a screwdriver like it was a weapon of mass destruction.
The lid was so tight, I think it got a headache.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Dad Torque
A dad’s special move when he takes a lid and turns it into a prisoner, just so the kid can't get the stuff inside to mess up the living room.
He turned the lid into a prisoner with the strength of ten angry elves.
He used so much force, the jar might have sworn off snacks forever.
The lid was locked up tighter than a kid’s allowance.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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