My dad’s a Dad Vito. He yelled at the TV like it was his enemy. He said, 'You’re not gonna beat me, TV! I’ve got noodle power!'

At the park, I saw a guy yelling at a pigeon. He looked like Don Vito. He threw a noodle. The pigeon ran away. That was a Dad Vito.

My neighbor is a Dad Vito. He tried to teach me how to eat like a man. He ate a whole sandwich in one bite. Then he burped like a dragon. That was terrifying.